John Moment 

When you spell something horribly

John cannot spell therefore he had a John moment

John Moment by Cumlordigan September 18, 2021

The John moment 

This is the moment in your life when you realise that you have peaked and your life will undoubtedly keep moving in a downward direction leading many to come to the sudden realisation that they have wasted the precious moments of their life.

" Lindsay Lohan reached the John moment around the time mean girls released "

The John moment by Jakerzireland March 15, 2015

foxy john moment 

a really epic and hot thing that makes every sane person orgasm. foxy john is a very hot man that makes all girls cum

OMG PRINCE PHILIP DIED WHAT A FOXY JOHN MOMENT

foxy john moment by therealfoxyjohn April 25, 2021

john brain moment 

When you forget something incredibly important in a matter of seconds.

"Wait what'd you just say?"
"Oops looks like I had a john brain moment"

john brain moment by Gamern't May 11, 2021

John-Eden Moment 

A moment in which, the server of dank memes, or indeed any server or group chat, starts talking about CP, for no apparent reason, the chat goes from shitposting to talking about legality and morals of Child porn.

(John Eden was the username of a wierdo who said loli is ok)

Samoht: "oh god, another John-Eden Moment"

John-Eden Moment by 69gaystreet July 24, 2020