by himynameisconnor February 27, 2017

John Smith is a basic name for a person. John Smith is also a name for an annoying person(like the name Ken).
Person one, “what’s your name”
Person two, “I’m John Smith”
Person 1, “that is a basic name, plus also . . . You’re acting like a Ken right now”
Person two, “I’m John Smith”
Person 1, “that is a basic name, plus also . . . You’re acting like a Ken right now”
by LolaTheGreat February 26, 2021

possibly then greatest beer in all the world but only drank in england. it is unstoppably creamy and doesnt hav that bitter taste wat guinness has. evry1 in the world (apart from america) should drink it
by b bibble August 31, 2005

I met this girl names Slobodong last night, and dude, I became her John Smith before the night was over.
by blahblahb September 16, 2007

The name assigned to one seeking to remove attention to themselves when going undercover in a corporate setting. Usually a quiet type, often siloed to a single project, but always paired with the Target at some point. Not uncommon to be paired with a manager with a first name like Larry or Joe in the case of corporate takeovers.
Hey man, I hear we’ve just hired a new engineer named John Smith to take over your project… and some new manager to oversee it named Joe. Foster the people bro’ - this could be the end for us.
by Justzisguyyaknow September 18, 2021

by 4ry0 June 9, 2019

John smith is the BEST American in the whole fricking world. He makes his wife stay in the kitchen all day and hates you if you’re not American. He owns a farm and supports trump.
by spidermanyuh March 7, 2022
