Jockstrap

Endearing pet name for a wife or girlfriend who is very supportive and helpful.

#1: "Wow! You got my things ready for work! Thank you jockstrap!"
#2:"Where did I put that bill?... maybe jockstrap knows."

by #1 Jockstrap February 20, 2009

jockstrap

the device a man puts around his groin to protect it

shut up you gay ass mofo

by shut up February 28, 2003

Jockstrap

(n.) The female equivalent to the word douchebag.

A pompous, loud, arrogant female; lacking in any real substance or ability to communicate above a superficial level. Often found strapped to the arm of an athlete.

I went to a frat party last night, thrown by a bunch of douchebags. Of course, they invited all the jockstraps from the sorority house.

by M.H.D. December 24, 2008

jockstrap

a jock. you know one of thise stupid dudes that play football in high school and date whores... ughm i mean cheerleaders.

that jockstrap was trying to look cool in front of his girlfriend by calling the skin head a fag. big mistake. afterwards, the skin curb stompped him and killed him, then fucked his girfriend and killed her too.

by oifoundedoi September 5, 2005

Jockstrap

Those straight boys who you know like cock

"What? Jakes not gay he's dating Nina."
"Sure he's not, I swear that guys such a fucking jockstrap."

by Hentaiqueen September 25, 2015

Jockstrap

An asshole who’s always touching a dick, specifically his. (Could fall into being an incel)

Josh is such a jockstrap

by expirelubejuice April 2, 2023

jockstrap foliage

excess pubic hair around a man's genital area, poking out of underwear

his jockstrap foliage was way out of control - kept poking me in the eye

by Mooji September 22, 2008