Group Jizzy

A bunch of homies jerking off together, Circlejerking

"Hey Taha, wanna have a group jizzy this Friday?"
"Yeah sure, I'll get the other boys"

by Bossfish2002 February 20, 2019

Gettin jizzy with it

When you're grinding against hot girls on the dance floor, and you precum

Man dude, you really tearin it up on the dance floor with that girl!

I know, I totally was gettin jizzy with it

by Scott Beowulf September 6, 2013

Getting busy with mr jizzy

Having sex

What were you doing last night Dave? Oh, you had a night in with your bird? Getting busy with mr jizzy?

by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016

Gettin' Jizzy

Sending private messages, emails, texts, etc on social media to someone you've been Internet stalking between the hours of 1am to 6 am while under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

Jackie told her husband last night that Christopher was gettin' jizzy on Facebook.

by Dr. Loomas March 2, 2016

jizz giraffe

when you haven't jizzed for approximately 1 full week, when you do your legs buckle much like when a baby giraffe is born.

dude, i havent masturbated for a week but i finally jizzed myself last night. you should have seen it, there was so much jizz coming out of me i buckled like a jizz giraffe. it were coming out of me like creamy cable brother!

by dgp87 February 8, 2010

Jizz guts

A cutesy, publically acceptable, pet name for your girlfriend, after you drop a load in her.

Have a good day at work jizz guts, I'm gonna go back to sleep until about 4pm so please bring back something good for dinner.

by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020

Jizz Guzzling Eel

A man of very large proportion, normally 6 foot 7 or taller, who hangs around the team and professes to be a part of it but finished his career in the 15's.

Look at that jizz guzzling eel, he thinks he could play quarterback for the Broncs.

by Frank Handle October 20, 2023