Withering Tights

Withering Tights is a novel written by English author Louise Rennison about the misadventures of a girl called Tallulah Casey. It is a work of teenage fiction and good reviews. As of 2013, there are 3 books in the series (but more may still come). These are:
Withering Tights
A Midsummer Tights Dream
The Taming Of The Tights

The blurb on the back reads: 'You know what it's like when you have your first snog, and it feels like a tiny bat is barging around in your mouth? Of course you do. So you will love Tallulah Casey as she careers about in her tights. She's your kind of mate.'

Becky: What book are you reading right now?
Annie: I'm reading 'Withering Tights', it's really good.

by ZebraBuffalo May 29, 2013

Jettering Jeff

What the Urbandale Police calls the Des Moines Traffic Judge with Tourettes syndrome outside his courtroom door while mocking his stammer and making fun of him.

The traffic judge nicknamed Jettering Jeff will never make Supreme Court justice. The harshly worded 5-4 split decision minority dissident opinion was written by Jettering Jeff. I do believe this was the first use of Motherfucker and Cocksucker in an opinion.

by Chief Wiggins April 1, 2005

withering onion

A bit of a sad looking vagina/looks like its been battered a bit.

Miss, can you close your legs? Your withering onion is showing.

When you get that one nude and you're just like, is it a vagina, or is it a withering onion...

by TedJeffries February 1, 2018

Dithering Goon

Individuals of chronic goon proportion. So very stupid that before they eventually and expectedly fuck up they annoyingly dither around before doing so.

Paul: Will, why is James calling me asking for repeat numbers, have you mucked it up again?
Will: Hang on. Oh so sorry, I didn’t mean to fuck that right up.
Mickey: You cocked up the online page again! You are a fucking dithering goon.

by Raja Daswani October 8, 2007

dithering prat

Someone who has an asshole as a fucking brain. they can be found wearing underwear on their heads and playing air guitar at rock concerts. so basically someone who acts shitfaced all the time.

God fucking damnit!!!You dithering prat!

by nourmarie August 5, 2007

witherington

"witherington" can often mean popular to some people, but mostly the word just means out of the ordinary and differant. "a witherington" walks funny at all times, usually has an obsession with drinking and sleeping. usually always up for going out and getting indecently smashed. loves to sit in its own piss. usually ends a night with a crazy fast and a smile on there face. to know a witherington means you have that bit extra of fun in your life.

"shit me out"
"fill re me witherington"
"oizza mate?"

by jord1234 September 15, 2009

jimmering

Jimmering is a transitional phase from stable and predictable output to an ever increasing erratically funny conversion to a babbling life of the party. This transition is usually the result of a catalyst alcohol based liquid, often times Tequila but can be a number of others...

She seemed so reserved until after a few shots and then the jimmering began....

by sweet donnab March 3, 2010