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Magic Jelly Bean

Jenny always reached orgasm every time the Magic Jelly Bean got involved in the action.
by PoOpa FoOker November 7, 2015
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The Great Jelly Bean War of Easter 2019

A war that took place between two sisters, age 9 and 14. It happened while their mother was at work, and uncle was on the back patio. This is why you should never leave us kids alone in the house. Needless to say, there was a large mess afterwards, and they did not clean up as well as they thought they did, as today, Wednesday, May 15th, 2019, they discovered the leftover missiles (jelly beans) under the couch and in the cushions. Their mom only found out today, when the 14 year old opened her mouth and spilled the beans about the war that even their uncle knew nothing about.

~The fourteen year old
ps- I really need to learn to keep my mouth shut when it comes to things that can potentially get me in trouble...
The Great Jelly Bean War of Easter 2019 was a brutal war with many casualties.
by FlowerPetal0720 May 15, 2019
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Jelly Bean Jizz

It is when you jizz but it comes out lumps instead of a continuous flow. Once you know you have jelly bean jizz instead of normal jizz you can eat different foods to change the colour of your jizz so the lumps like colourful jell beans.
Person 1: Wow, look at these jelly beans, they're sooo tasty
Person 2: I wouldn't eat them, they're John's Jelly Bean Jizz
by Lonely Horny Water Bottle August 17, 2016
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Jelly Bean

A type of gelatinous candy in the shape of a bean. pls don't look at the other definitions for this word.
Don't look up Jelly Bean in the urban dictionary
by MRMIDNIGHT0408 February 27, 2022
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jelly bean

Did you just see that jelly bean with the big tits? That's potential.. Potential life sentence.
by guambomb October 22, 2009
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Jelly Bean Queen

A fierce-fab over-weight Latino gay man.
Did you see that Jelly Bean Queen in the Justin Bieber half-shirt at the Flea Market? He's a total Jelly Bean Queen.
by Miles-Long-Dever-CO February 18, 2011
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