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Jiffy

Used in a song by Juelz Santana

"I'll be there in a jiffy w a bag full of jiffy, I aint talkin bout peanut butter either brother"
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Jiffy

"Act" as in being surprised but not actually caring at all
"Hey billy, I just got a new phone!"
"Jiffy" (fuck off)
by Lubemister69 January 11, 2014
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Jiffy

Titty Fuck, where you insert the penis between the titties and squeeze them around it and move them up and down till you cum
My girlfriend gave me some jiffy!
by Bradley September 4, 2004
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Jiffy

A jiffy is like a hoopty, a whip or just a car if you prefer to speak normally. The term derives from jiffy, used as an unspecified unit of time aka preppy slang meaning quickly or short period of time. However when jiffy is used by a roadman it is referring to a car, usually a piece of shit as most of them are poor, although relatively quick as it denotes from a quick period of time.
30 BSIDE: “Jump in the hoopty make dd drive it
BigNEG:”We don’t talk ‘bout hoopty’s we Just got jiffy’s, f plates spliffy.”
by swagstarjoe May 24, 2018
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Jiffy

Dude did you see Jiffy?
Yea hes lvl 1,000,000,000
by Bal-Sak T. Baghar August 6, 2008
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Jiffy

Condom, derived from the brand "Jiffy Condoms" ("No babies yet!)
by DominicoItalia August 3, 2008
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Jiffy

A sexual technique that starts with the Missionary Position, then gradually shifts to putting all of your body weight onto the partner on bottom, choking them with varying degrees of intensity as you reach climax. A sort of reverse attempt at autoerotic asphyxiation.
The girl I was with last night was a freak! She wanted me to Jiffy her, man!
by JLThaDoc April 24, 2011
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