Jewrow

Slavery; Forcing JEWS to row boats.

Or something like that.

Markell: GABE get to Jewrowing son!
Gabe: Damn you

by Hurrah September 14, 2009

jewdon

a nickmane for a jewish person named jordan.

better watch out, Jewdon might sue you.

by james9999222 June 22, 2008

jewton

The town of Newton Massachusetts. Has a lot of Jews. Is called Jewton.

Yo man, lets go to the new jewish deli in Jewton.

by Urban Dictionary April 28, 2005

Jewcon

to con someone with being as shiesty as possible so that you make out not just the best and with the most to gain - but do it in a way that they have no idea what happened and think its a greatest thing since sliced matzah?(...ok bread)!

Lets get our JEWCON on and make some monies!

or

Dont you jewcon me - i see whats going on here...

by Bonzo420 February 12, 2009

Jewrangutan

A jewish person who resembles an ape. a combination of Jew, and Orangutan

Person 1: Look at that jew, he looks like an ape!
Person 2: Yeah, he's a total Jewrangutan.

by Keith "the x-factor" Learmonth January 18, 2008

Jewrow

Slavery; Forcing jews to row boats.

Or something like that.

Markella: GABE get to Jewrowing son!
Gabe: Damn you

by Hurrah September 14, 2009

Jewrosis

A particular form of neurosis in which a person compulsively feels and expresses self-loathing and guilt simply because of their own Jewish identity, while similarly perceiving persecution and the hatred of most others for the same reason. These Jewrotics commonly blame historical prejudices (however far-removed) as well as their own upbringing, especially from the stereotypical self-esteem-bashing and guilt-placing by Jewish mothers. This Jewrotic (or jeurotic) behavior is best exemplified by the comedy act of Richard Lewis.

Woody Allen humorously acknowledges his own Jewrosis in his film "Annie Hall," in which he perceives the simple question "D'you eat?" (Did you eat?) as the racial slur "D'Jew eat?"

by Poet Daddy February 24, 2008