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Jewopoly

A variation of Monopoly. The aim of the game is to be like a stereo typical Jew and keep all the money for yourself whilst trying to gain others.
Jacob: Fancy a game of Jewopoly?

David: Sure, as long as I can be the Menorah.
by AntonoirJacques June 24, 2011
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Jewophobe

When someone says something bad about Jews or the Holocaust
Jimmy was being such a jewophobe
by The dumbo March 26, 2021
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Jewopotamus

1. Derogatory term for someone tight with their money or someone not very generous.

2. Anything that thinks it's cool, but isn't or anything that was once cool, but isn't anymore due to arrogance or a changing of the times.

3. A hippo that ceased to be hip.
Go ask the Jewopotamus, see if he knows
by wilso024 August 15, 2016
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Jewropean

"The old Jewropean dynasties did a lot of incest."
by MrInfinityDotCom July 7, 2019
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jewbopper

a jewbopper is someone that beats up jews
oh that john's a right jewbopper
by !JERRY! October 7, 2007
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Jewcopter

A helicopter made from salvaged parts found at the bargain bin. Jewcopters tend to be quite dodgy as the parts are usually made by stereochinks to ensure minimum wages and cost production. The jewcopter has many weapons like white phosphorus to dump over UN schools in Palestine. Another common feature is the Jew-strike, the ability to drop 20 Jews simultaneously in magnetic suits to pick up loose change.

Over recent years the jewcopter has evolved into a sentient being, and a war is in the making. Since Jewcopters have evolved they are known to be quite desperate, often sodomizing men, women, children, animals, corpses and even plants. A jewcopter can turn into a nuclear jewbomb, converting anyone in a 200km radius into Jews. IF a bomb like this were to hit the east coast of America it would be fatal for the world's economic resources because the JewPU (Jewish Central Procssing Unit) is unable to invest, donate and trade.
Boy: Aww Jenny your dad doesn't have a helicopter, its a fucking Jewcopter.

What that a bird, was that a plane?
No it was a jewcopter.

A.Fuck Run!
B.Why?
A.That jewcopter just raped that little girl.
B.Nice.
by GWinstonB July 6, 2009
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jewpope

the term "jewpope" is one used to stop a conversation in it's tracks. derived, assumingly, from the words JEW and POPE, because those two words put together are a bit awkward and would tend to end conversation. After a Jewpope has been called, the conversation that was just jewpoped cannot be reassumed until at least 3 more conversations have taken place.
guy1: And so then things got weird. He started taking his pants off, and then he took of mine....
guy2: WOAH, man, just WOAH!
guy1: what? i'm tellin a story here!
guy2: jewpope!
guy1: whats that?
guy2: it means you gotta start a new convo. can't return to this topic until at least 3 more.
guy1: okay, i get it! jewpope!
guy2: did you just jewpope my jewpope?
guy1: you bet i did.
by S.Top May 5, 2009
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