extremely hot and sexy shortstop for the new york yankees. hes an unbelieveable talented all around player, one of the best in baseball.
by AshIzzLe May 21, 2004
team penis is a homo sexual...you probably tried to fuck jeter in his hotel when he was in boston beating the redsox and he turned you down so you flipped out..its understandable..hes cute, but hell never go for you..he gets only supermodels..too bad hes the best player in baseball..it must hurt your beantown heart..or your stretched out asshole...ps, stop trying to put your dick in your ass..it wont work, youll just disappoint yourself
jeter, tosses to womack, flips to giambi...DOUBLE PLAY!! TEAM PENIS tosses to his boy, flips around and licks his ass...69!!
by tjmaxxx March 26, 2005
by jaydee October 17, 2003
Talented shortstop of the New York Yankees, 3rd Best in the American League behind Nomar Garciaparra and Alex Rodriguez
by tony October 05, 2003
1. Derek Jeter plays for the New York Yankees.
2. "So at the party last night I got great head from this hot girl."
"Oh yeah? J'eter?"
2. "So at the party last night I got great head from this hot girl."
"Oh yeah? J'eter?"
by Billius May 15, 2004
A word that many Red Sox fans say after they fart in order to warn others, but originally in order to protect themselves from being punched by their friends. Based on the "safety game" in which anyone who farts must say "safety" before someone else says "doorknob", lest the farter be punched by everyone until they can touch a doorknob. "Jeter" replaces "safety", while "Nomar" replaces "doorknob". By extension, "Jeter" is also commonly exclaimed while, or immediately after, defecating.
by AL9000 January 25, 2009
by collegegirl10 November 20, 2010