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Jesus Juice

Jesus Juice is the word for children in the ghetto who get high regularly off OTC DXM, specifically Robitussin or Robocough. It is by a grand design how rappers are made like Guinea pigs because the effects of the drug intensify’s music which also can intensify your ability.. it is why rappers are so obsessed with it… it activates a Shinigami that’s goes with you everywhere.

it is the prelude to the finer tasting drink “Codeine” but it’s effects are 1 and the same.. It’s called Jesus Juice cause it’s red and you sip it and the high you get is so intense you feel like a “God” or Jesus… Also I’m certain states of consciousness , knowingly or unknowingly, you will be able to channel entities or “inter dimensional beings” or angels and demons, that might show you flashes of images and visions of , past, future , present…Basically you unlock clairvoyance.. (WARNING: Entity Metatron may appear to you as a beautiful Angel of light and teach you how to make music very fast, and offer you fortune and fame , do not fall for the tricks! It is the devil…)
Anon: “Yooo what’s good G , what you sippin on”? Anti-Christ Superstar Sam: “Shiii you know I stay sippin the Jesus Juice”

A$AP ROCKY - “Quit discussin, Robitussin, A$AP, tell these niggaz something…”

Ab-Soul - “I was off that Jesus Juice, I had the passion of Christ, I ain’t need a Jesus piece, just needed the people to believe in me!”

PROJECT PAT - THAT DRANK
by SGS47 May 23, 2022
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jesus juice

my delicious strawberry nesquik.

chocolate and other flavors are gay.

like your mom
fuck im out of jesus juice, MOM GET IN THE CAR WERE GOING SHOPPING!
me: *buys all the jesus juice in the store*
by Ranger_Roy May 20, 2018
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by KrispyKremePie May 29, 2018
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Jesus Juice (JJ)

JJ or Jesus juice refers to the drink made by Arizona Tea called Arnold Palmer. Its so good, we simply just call it Jesus Juice.
Crissy: What is this? (Picking up a can of Arnold from the fridge.)
Alissa: Oh, thats Jesus Juice (JJ) the best damn tea you'll ever taste.
Crissy: The can says Arnold Palmer, why do you call it JJ?
Alissa: It's tea sent from the almighty jesus himself, down from the heavens.
Crissy: (Drinks from the can.) This is pretty good.
Alissa: Yeah, (Shrugging shoulders.) I'm pretty sure they drank it at the last supper, or the three shepherds were each drinking a can when he was born.
by Arnold.Palmer July 26, 2009
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by Lil Chodey August 31, 2018
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I shot my jesus juice on her back.
by SwiftyOne April 19, 2005
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The seminal fluid of a man, usually a sea man.
"My Jesus Juice shoots all the way to the wall!"
"No way! Can you show me?"
"Hell yeah!"
by Crankiestpotatoe July 17, 2016
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