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worn commando which are easily pushed down to the floor for ideal dick access when porn opportunity arises

popular item of clothing in middle school and high school as powerul elastic waste band secures boner against chest in jerk stop emergency. For best results boner should cover at least two inches above belly button
the instant the front door closed behind his mom he had his jerking shorts completely on the carpet crumpled around his feet, sitting at the computer, porn playing, jerking his lubed dick, eager to ntt over head onto the floor behind him setting a new jizz range score

boners that strongly point forward while standing need a belt instead of jerking shorts
by margrette sees January 24, 2013
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Ava jennings

The prettiest girl ive met, always caring about everyone never switchin up always stays true to her self and doesnt itry to act like every other basic white hoe the only person i can trust the one person whos always there for me she is my best friend and i wouldn’t trade her for the world she is so fun to be around she’s special unique and over all my MOTHER FREAKIN BEST FRIEND no one will ever come above this bitch! plus all the boys like her 🤣
Ava Jennings is so cool i wish we could be friends.
by her_real_best_friend February 21, 2019
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Waylon Jennings

The greatest Country music singer of all time and a legend of the "Outlaw Country" movement when Country was still about the passion of the music. Waylon was originally a bass player for Buddy Holly. After Buddy's death, Waylon began to follow his own act and became one of the founding members of the "Outlaw Movement" of Country -- also known as the greatest music ever created (examples would be Willie Nelson, Johnny Paycheck, Kris Kristofferson, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, David Allen Coe, and George Jones). Waylon peaked in the 70's before Country music began to slowly turn to commercialized crap (a process completed by the mid-late 90's). He was married to the very beautiful Jessi Colter, who as the "First Woman of Outlaw Music" would have had no issue in kicking someone like Taylor Swift's scrawny little ass, before passing away in 2002.

Waylon had a very distinctive voice and passion in his music that is un-characteristic of bubblegum Country of today where men wear $4,000 cowboy hats from New York Department stores and women have fake breasts and fake blonde hair. Great Country legends like Waylon Jennings smoked non-filtered Pall Mall's and drank Pabst Blue Ribbon, often drunk as hell before getting up on stage, and still managed to give all their heart in their music. Waylon was a gentleman at heart and like many others in the "Outlaw Country" movement, his body faded away from us all long before the spirit within him could be given proper voice within his music.
"Man, Country just ain't what it used to be!"

"I hear that, we need some Waylon Jennings, Willie, and the boys!"
by JDFP February 15, 2010
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leeroy jenkins

Either the bravest SOB in World of Warcraft history, or the stupidest; depending on your point of view. Rushed into an enemy stronghold alone, roaring his name; forcing the rest of his guild to follow and turning their chances of victory from 32.33(repeating)% to zero. At least he has chicken.

To "pull a Leeroy Jenkins" is to rush into a dangerous situation alone without following strategy, forcing your allies to follow and leading to the inevitable, definitive, graphic demise of your team. In essence, your entire team got wombo comboed because of you. If you don't try to laugh this off by saying, "At least I have chicken", or at the very least acknowledge your foolishness, you not only fail at the game, you fail at life.
Note: NEVER try to pull a Leeroy Jenkins if you're an actual member of the military. Chances are no one will make it out alive. And you won't even have chicken to comfort you.
"All right chums, let's do this. LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY Jeeeeeenkins!"
"You really pulled a leeroy jenkins on that one, dumbass."
by MoKiller April 9, 2015
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Michael Jenkins

The boy of every girls dreams. He's gorgeous inside and out. You will never find anyone more caring and supportive. He may seem arrogant at first but give him time to unravel and you will understand his beauty inside. Don't bother trying to break his heart it won't work because you don't mean that much to him. Michael is sexyyyy. He is amazing there isn't an inch of his personality you wouldn't like. He is the closest thing to perfection. Also he has a HUGE DICK like trust me ;)
Michael is a name only for the pure legends. If you name Is Michael Jenkins your life has lots of good to come
by Under a rock dino May 3, 2020
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Jerking The Thad

Using yours or someone else's diarrhea as lubricant to masturbate.
I'm feeling a bit wild today... I think I'm going to Jerk The Thad

Jerking The Thad saved my grandfather's life in the Vietnam war.
by GruntToeCristy May 28, 2020
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leeroy jenkins

n.
1: One who does not grasp the concept of caution.
2: One whose success is based purely off relentless aggression and pure luck.
3: One who likes chicken.
4: One whose battle cry consists of their own name.

v.
1: To destroy all hopes of success.
2: To rush headlong into danger without regard to consequences.
3: To satisfy one's own desires at the expense of all around oneself.
"LEEROOOOY JENKIIINS!"

"omg he just ran in"

"goddamn it leeroy"

Leeroy Jenkins
by V.C.C. September 22, 2008
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