Jehovah's Witness Apostate 

A loving and caring human being worthy of love. Jehovah's Witnesses are taught to shun anyone who leaves the organization or questions the Watchtower's beliefs and doctrines. Jehovah's Witness Apostates are intelligent, talented contributing members of society who are kind to small children and small animals.

Jehovah's Witness Apostate: "Excuse me Ma'am, you dropped your wallet"
Little Old Lady: "Oh thank you dear"

Jehovah's Witness Apostate by Beth Shan2 August 26, 2013

Jehovah's stiffness 

n. An unwelcome erection which arrives at the most inconvenient times and is hard to get rid of.

E.g. Yo Tony blud, lessons over, lets split.

Tony: Shit! I can't stand up, I got Jehovah's stiffness init!

Jehovah's stiffness by swany01 May 14, 2008

Jehovah's Witnesses—Who Are They? 

Goto Watchtower.org, JW-Media.org and JW.org to learn more.

Jehovah's Witnesses—Who Are They? They are very misunderstood...They were suffering with the Jews in the Holocaust, but yet they still strive to gain God's approval and love. They do as they are scriptually instructed in showing love towards all and preaching the "Good News" of God's Kingdom.

Jehovah's Witnesses—Who Are They? by DCLBoogie March 19, 2010

Jehovah's Witness  

A rare breed, they usually travel in groups. They can be found roaming through neighborhoods standing on the doorsteps of homes. In the event that you see a Jehovah's witness follow these steps. Close the curtains, shut off the tv, and hide. The jehovah will then proceed to ring your door bell, stay calm dont make any sudden movements, this will enrage the witness but they will soon leave, but watch out they still may be watching.

Jeff: o shit hide the Jehovah's witness are coming

Jehovah's witness: "ding dong"..........those MOTHER FUCKERS!

Bob: that was a close one.

Jehovah's Witness by Avalache2121 August 3, 2008

jehovah's witness 

A person who, despite all efforts to make them stop, refuses to stop calling, showing up, or otherwise attempting to make contact with another person.

After I dumped her, she went all Jehovah's Witness on me.

jehovah's witness by SabineLaGrande June 8, 2004

jehovah's witness 

The perfect example of why not to open the door to strangers.

I almost wished they were serial rapists when I found out I had opened my door to 2 Jehovah's witnesses.

jehovah's witness by s0x0r September 23, 2005

Jehovah's Witness 

The telemarketers of religion.

"Hello my name is..."
*slams door*
"Damn it's those son's of bitches, Jehovah's Witnesses"

Jehovah's Witness by Lillyx October 23, 2008