Jehova's Witness

Also known as J DUB. A religion which grants its members a reason to be lazy and do nothing with their lives nor get involved in anything important as they are serving God, not man.

"I cannot vote because Jehovah's people stand neutral in light of the political world because we serve God and not men."

Funny that because they (some of them) drink and do drugs, have premarital relations etc but yet they won't get involved in politics... laziness?

by crazyassbitch September 29, 2004

Jehovas witness protection program

The non-existent government program we wish we were in when you know who comes knocking.

{Ding-Dong}
(Troy) Ah man... (Carl) What? What is it?

(Troy) Just those pesky Jay Dubz.
(Carl) Man, you should get in the Jehovas witness protection program.

by Cat Narsh May 17, 2011

Jehovas Witness

For the correct spelling and grammar, see Jehovah's Witnesses.

"Jehovas Witness" is misspelled and grammatically incorrect.

by Downstrike June 4, 2004

Jehovah Witness Proof

To fortify your home with a large fence and locked gate to prevent Jehovah's Witnesses from showing up at your front door unanounced to promote their beliefs and pester people at any given time.

It sure has been peaceful lately since we "Jehovah Witness Proofed" our yard, now nobody can get to our front door and we can sleep in without getting disturbed anymore!

by Warnhubb May 18, 2008

Jehovah Witness

verb - The act of achieving orgasm so hard that you actually see the face of God.

Man, that bitch from the Kingdom Hall and I went out last night, you know the one, the Elder's daughter? Yeah, well she was sucking my dick so hard and she jammed her finger in my ass. Well, I Jehovah Witnessed right in her mouth! I thought I died and went to heaven cuz God was right there. We goin' out again tomorrow.

by Nelson Birdwell June 20, 2010

jehovas witness'

annoying

would you like to convert to our religion. heelll naahh

by teegee August 22, 2003

jehovah witness

a cult

man1: have you herd of jehovah witness?
man2: yer its that cult that belive that the world would end like a 100 years ago, then changed it becuse it didnt.

by boomer inc. August 12, 2021