Jeff Gordon

The act of defecating in a urinal. Done either for malicious or humorous purposes.

Friend 1: Man, i hate that hotel. I wish there was something i could do to get back at them for their poor service.
Friend 2: You could always shit in their urinals.
Friend 1: Oh yeah! I didn't even think about the Jeff Gordon! Thanks pal!

by George McClane July 14, 2010

jeff gordon

(v.) to occupy two lanes while driving in the city so that a jerk driver can't pass you

this guy behind me is trying to sneak past using the parking lane! what an asshole! i'm gonna jeff gordon this motherfucker.

by kaiser von fresh October 27, 2007

jeff gordon

The 2005 Daytona 500 winner and 4 time champion. He won 70 races, 3 Daytona 500's, and 4 Brickyard 400's. He has a lifetime contract with Hendrick Motorsports, meaning he's the best active driver out there today. People don't like him because his car has more value than their trailer home.

The best 3 alltime NASCAR Drivers are Richard Petty, Dale Earnhardt, and Jeff Gordon

by Joe C March 29, 2005

Jeff Gordons

Rims that approx 24 inches in diameter.

Whilst looking at my new whip, T-bone complimented me on my jeff gordons.

by Fernando Valenzuela November 10, 2011

jeff gordon

4 Time Winston Cup Champion.
Winner of 69 Nextel Cup Races
Can kick anyone's ass out on the track

Simply put it he's the best

by joe c December 13, 2004

jeff gordon

As of April 10, 2005 a 71 time winner

On April 10, 2005 Jeff Gordon won the Advance Auto Parts 500

by Joe C April 10, 2005

jeff gordon

Winner of the 2002 Sharpie 500 at Bristol

Jeff Gordon pulled off the Bump and Run on Rusty to win

by joe c August 20, 2004