Jean Claude Van Damme

Made for TV movie king!! I think his only film to mae it to the cinema was also his shitest...Street Fighter.
Man 9pm channel 5 another Van Damme films on!
by Ashley' January 01, 2004
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jean claude van damme

Belgian shokotan-ass guy that does the splits in an effort to get closer to the coke on the floor. Fucked up his career with coke and backstabbing. Pissed of Frank W Dux, the guy he portrayed in bloodsport
by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004
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JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME

Where a man proceeds to perform the jean claude van damme styled splits between a set of chairs and has a girl give him a rim job while dressed as chun li
"Bro, sophie gave me the best jean claude van damme experience of my life!"
by Bruce ri March 18, 2021
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