Jazzeez

the most talented, coolest, ethnocentric group to ever come to a school. They kick your ass in everyway.

Altos, Tenors, Baris, Flutes, Clarinets, Trombones, Baritones, Tubas, French Horns, Keyboards, Drumsets/Vibes, Bass Guitars, Regular Guitars, and Trumpets;Jazzeez

by Jessica Ransom October 6, 2008

Jazzercize

Exercise while in the vicinity of jazz music.
The means through which middle-aged woman convince themselves to stay fit.

"I lost three whole pounds this year by Jazzercizing this year!" said Kendal, excited about Jazzercize.

by Gatsbae January 26, 2018

Jazzersex

(N.) The enjoyment of sexual pleasure while partaking in jazzercise. Often done solo or with a partner, this activity involves a sense of sexual rhythm while enjoying dancing to the smooth tones of elevator and freeform jazz.

Jeffy: "Hey Ryan, you wanna stretch eachother out on the Yoga mats?"
Ryan: "Nah, me and Kenny are going to share a half hour of intense jazzersex together"

by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015

jazzerbating

the art of whacking off intensely while either watching a workout tape or listening to a classical jazz dance piece.

Note: You must be using either a dumbell or a medicine ball to complete this act!

Dude i was jazzerbating while watching my mom's "Totally Abs" workout tape!

by Guidz August 29, 2006

jazzer

A musician who specializes in jazz music. Or, a music educator whose specialty is jazz style.

That Matt is a real jazzer! He taught that kid to play a funk-shuffle on set.

by Jim Novak January 1, 2009

Jazzer

The word a pathetic Classical Performance or Music Education major calls a Jazz Studies major thinking it's an appropriate title.

Joe the Oboe player: "Look at all these Jazzers at this concert!"

by Chrisbellon June 19, 2011

jazzerina

a girl who does both ballet and jazz

That jazzerina can really work it on that dance floor!

by keepsgettinbetter November 26, 2011