The CNN of the middle east. Hated by right wing nuts and islamophobic freaks because it tells the truth and exposes their lies to the Muslim world. Unlike fox news, Al Jazeera does not yewll at its guests to shut up. There is a reason the American government tried to bomb its head quarters in Qatar. This is an Arab media, of course they have tapes of bin laden, you think he mails his tapes to the white house through fedex or emails them to bush? Where else is he going to send them first, China?
Al Jazeera: Mr islamophobe/right wing american nut, you claim that our network is supportive of al qaeda.
Islamophobic/rightwing nut: Yes, why do you think they never have any guests from the states here? Because we expose their lies
Muslim world roles their eyes.
Al Jazeera: um, uh you did read in your invitation you were the 80th guest from the states we had since we were launched in 1996 right?
Islamophobe/right wing nut: Hell No, reading is for terrorists, abd squares.
Al Jazeera: Ok middle east, i think you just seen why Americans are getting raped in iraq.
Islamophobic/rightwing nut: Yes, why do you think they never have any guests from the states here? Because we expose their lies
Muslim world roles their eyes.
Al Jazeera: um, uh you did read in your invitation you were the 80th guest from the states we had since we were launched in 1996 right?
Islamophobe/right wing nut: Hell No, reading is for terrorists, abd squares.
Al Jazeera: Ok middle east, i think you just seen why Americans are getting raped in iraq.
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