by DertyDrew September 06, 2006
"Dude, I was walking down the street yesterday right behind this girl with a smoking hot body, but once I caught up to her I realized she had a freakin' Jay Leno!"
by Nat Light Nick April 21, 2007
Jay Leno is renowned for providing background noise for elderly on nursing homes. His barely understandable speech and crappy jokes help the geriatrics sleep better.
Jay Leno: "Do you like the March Madness? Here's how it works: First you start out with 65, and then one by one, people are sent home until there's only one left, no, I'm sorry, that's our coalition in Iraq."
Elderly: zzzzzzzzz
Elderly: zzzzzzzzz
by The Wall Street Dangler January 05, 2011
i broke up with her last night but she showed up at my place today for lunch, all "jay leno" like we were still together...?
by wgzn September 30, 2009
Guy ---- "I am sorry, but we have to break up."
Girl -----"Oh, But why?"
Guy ---- "Its your chin... you look like... like... JAY LENO!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you hear what Jay Leno said on the tonight show last night?
Girl -----"Oh, But why?"
Guy ---- "Its your chin... you look like... like... JAY LENO!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you hear what Jay Leno said on the tonight show last night?
by master stghm April 04, 2004
1. Slang for a pathetic hack.
2. Slang shameless hack.
3. One who appears to trumpet his or her lack of originality.
Terms are derived from the characteristics of popular television program The Tonight Show's host, Jay Leno. It refers to him bribing away talent from their original sources instead of cultivating his own (see John Menendez, formerly of The Howard Stern Show, and That Glasses Guy, formerly from The Daily Show With John Stewart) as well as blatantly stealing comedy bits from other comedy shows (see Celebrity Jeopardy skits, originally performed on the program Saturday Night Live).
2. Slang shameless hack.
3. One who appears to trumpet his or her lack of originality.
Terms are derived from the characteristics of popular television program The Tonight Show's host, Jay Leno. It refers to him bribing away talent from their original sources instead of cultivating his own (see John Menendez, formerly of The Howard Stern Show, and That Glasses Guy, formerly from The Daily Show With John Stewart) as well as blatantly stealing comedy bits from other comedy shows (see Celebrity Jeopardy skits, originally performed on the program Saturday Night Live).
by Proud American March 08, 2005
A strap-on attached to the chin, used especially for penetration and party tricks. Similar to a screwnicorn, in which the strap-on is attached to the forehead. It is thus named because the wearer winds up with the ginormous chin, only slightly smaller than that of Jay Leno.
I tried sending a picture of my jay leno in to Late Night as a look-alike for Jay's chin, but they did not show it on air on NBC. That pissed me off.
by Kerry Gibbons October 29, 2005