Javan

A stupid bitch. It's

as easy as that.

Stop it, your being a javan

by That one guy101 November 05, 2019

javan

the most awesome person that there is

javan:hey

person 1 : your so awesomee

by biilllllll September 27, 2011

Javaning

To drink and waste money constantly while bitching about not having any money.

Come on dude, if you stopped Javaning you wouldn't have financial problems anymore.

The end of my Javaning phase marked a new start in my life of being a successful member of society.

by Took your job at speps June 04, 2020

Javanated

After your first cup of coffee. You're Javanated

I just woke up and I need to get javanated

by Lori's Stories February 23, 2021

javan

To catch ones vomit in ones hands after downing tequila.

Man I did a javan, look at this water pizza in my hands...

by Mathius Maximus June 09, 2006

javane

A weird tall dude that would make this of friend.

You: javane's done it again

by Kinag April 09, 2019

re-JAVAnate

re*JAVA*nate: when you re-load on your coffee. to refuel with caffeine. to re-energize. A play on the word: rejuvenate combining the term Java (another name for coffee) with the word rejuvenate.

the demise of the fine art of the skilled barista, styro-cups, and the compromise of art based coffee house culture are some of the many reasons I try not to re-javanate myself at corporate chains.

by thespecialedge January 05, 2011