jasiris

Super,Sweet,Sexy,Stuck on myself,Funny, humorous, Swaggy, Flashy, Smell good, smart, kind, kneat and grown teenager

Everybody should be like Jasiris

by Sauceboss_52 February 23, 2018

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Jashinism

Hidan's psychotic relgion that keeps him from dying when kakuzu ass rapes him with his tentacles

FOR THE LOVE OF JASHIN KAKUZU BRING MY FUCKING BODY OVER HERE....pretty please with sugar on top...I love jashinism

by Squeakygymnast March 14, 2009

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The one Twitter account to rule them all. THE gorilla grip, vacuum suction pussy queen. Known for founding Fanhouse and Bumble, and for being extremely funny and sexy every single day. Bark when you see her.

jasminericegirl went viral again for being very funny and extremely relatable

by jasminericefan February 1, 2023

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Jazminisation

Following the theory of nominative determinism, it is the act of naming your infant daughter in a manner that greatly increases the chances of her eventually earning a living by taking off her clothes for strangers.

Example of Jazminisation-
"Nina gave birth this morning. Seven pounds four ounces and we've named her Chastity."
"You named her Chastity?"
"Yes."
"Do you need any help installing a stripper pole in the crib?"

by Kitty'sBitch October 8, 2011

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Jasmins personality disorder

Jasmins personality disorder is when some idiot named jasmin thinks they're 2 different people. Also known as schizophrenia

Person a: that person was just super nice to me!
Person b: really? They were just glaring at me as if I killed their dog!
Person a: they must have jasmins personality disorder

by Orangeaid July 13, 2020

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