Jadead

When someone hits your balls from the back while shouting "I am playing Tennis!!"

Guy: I was leaning over the bed about to charge my phone before bed then she Jadead me.
Guy 2: Damn man that must of hurt

by TheRedPikachu January 14, 2021

Jennifer Jareau

She’s just Jennifer Jareau. That’s it. That’s the definition.

Person 1: Have you watched Criminal Minds before?

Person 2: Yeah Derek Morgan is like so hot!

Person 3: No way! Emily Prentiss is the hottest-

Person 4 (superior person duh.): YOU GUYS! JJ IS THE HOTTEST IT’S NOT EVEN A QUESTION! JENNIFER JAREAU IS THE HOTTEST PERSON.

(I still love Derek and Em tho please don’t cancel me.)

by jjs.wife March 6, 2021

jarhead

A member of the United States Marine Corps. When used by civilians it could be considered derogatory, but it is used often among Marines.

The term originates from the "high and tight" haircut that many Marines have, which makes their head look like a jar. It did NOT originate from their uniform or cover.

"Oorah jarhead, semper fi!"

by Jay November 14, 2005

jarded

To be roughted, screwed over, or to end up in the worst place in the scenario.

You got jarded you (gamin) cunt

by shane leadebater July 3, 2006

Jadealyn

She is a petite and beautiful person. She is the embodiment of both intelligence and kindness. She always listens to your day-to-day problems even though she works herself to the bone for school. She even will try to make time for you on her busy schedule. She is special and there won't be anyone out there like her. Even though she has really bad things happening to her, she will still take care of you and comfort you. She is the most humble, selfless, and loving person ever.

Thanks, Jadealyn for listening to my problems and helping me resolve them. I won't ever find a person like you and I'm glad I met you! I'll cherish you forever!

by BigBrain_Studios May 6, 2021

Jardene

The best damn sheep stud you'll ever meet. Also occasionally a a very competitive person, who denies that she is competitive. She is also a very good swimmer, often referred to as "Jardene the Sardine". Generally well tolerated.

Guy 1: Wow, that girl is competitive!

Guy 2: Of course she is, that's Jardene!

by FilgrastimPilgrim January 29, 2019

Jarhead

According to Heritage Press International: Jarhead: For roughly 50 years, sailors had little luck in their effort to insult Marines by calling them Gyrenes. So, during World War II sailors began referring to Marines as Jarheads. Presumably the high collar on the Marine Dress Blues uniform made a Marine's head look like it was sticking out of the top of a Mason jar. Marines were not insulted. Instead, they embraced the new moniker as a term of utmost respect.

Contrary to uncommon knowledge, Marines are not insulted by being called "Jarhead" - they embraced the term with the upmost respect.

by Beau R. May 6, 2019