January 18

National sleep day

Hey it’s January 18 I think I should just sleep

by Bro listen January 4, 2021

January 18

The day where you can take your best friends hoodie without them saying no.

Bro it’s January 18 you can’t say no boiiii.

by Bigbooty b January 17, 2020

January 18

InterNational psychopath day a day where whoever is born on this day becomes one step closer to losing their fucking marbles

" hey what international day is January 18? " " most likely the day when I murder you for asking me that question every year "

by Joe...... papa sike u thoight November 3, 2019

January 18

People born in january 18 is the best, beautifullest, handsomest, coolest, goodest dressing, best humored people.

Someone: wow i love her humour and the way she dresses
Someone: yeah. She was born in january 18.

by yourfriendmate September 5, 2021

January 18

Actually just my birthday. Mostly normal other than that

It's January 18, my birthday. Great, I suppose

by ♥🗺☠ November 25, 2021

January 18

January 18 is National bench press ur bitchez day!!!

Flex that muscle babey

Person 1: Happy birthday bro!

Person 2: Haha thanks bro

Person 1: did you hear what else is happening today, bro?

Person 2: Nah bro??

Person 1: January 18 is national bench press ur bitchez day, bro! Go out and bench press your bitch before someone else lifts her!

Person 2: Brooooo!

by absolutelynotkatie October 19, 2019

January 18

On this day if you are 5 foot 9 inches or taller you get to abuse your shortest best friend

Hey guess what today is. It's January 18, national abuse your shortest best friend day. You better watch out of all your friends 5'9" or taller

by The BFG (big fat giant) November 3, 2019