January 1

No homo day

Ay u cute today
That’s kinda gay
Nah it’s January 1st

by 420Ass69Eater November 1, 2019

January 1

National nut in a bear day.
Get your favorite stuffed bear and nut away.

Chad- Dude it's January 1st you know what that means!
Connor-yeah i do ima nut in a bear

by Ghost Gaming October 17, 2019

January 1

January 1 is national NUT in her face day. Just go up to her and spread ur new year nut all over her face!

January 1:Hey babe lemme nut in ur face real quick

by Big Daddy Sebas December 3, 2019

January 1

Broke-person day! It's the day where you have no money left because of Christmas

"Guess what? It's broke girl/boi day a.k.a. January 1!

by that.dumb.gurl. November 2, 2019

January 1

YEET you're friend named Eden 25 times

Eden: hoi
Me: *YEETS 25 times*
Eden: WHAT WAS THAT FOR

Me: it's January 1

by Markgelabro November 9, 2019

January 1

The day when you cry because carti has not dropped narcisist yet.

Why are you crying?
Because it's january 1 and the best rapper alive playboi carti still hasn't dropped narcisist

by CartiEnjoyer December 31, 2021

January 1

January 1st is national slap Joe/Joey day.

You: *Slaps Joe/Joey*
Joe/Joey: WHAT WAS THAT FOR
You: January 1st is National slap Joe/Joey day!

by I cook food December 10, 2019