January 1 

yeet you’re least favourite person of a roof day

Lee: hey it’s January 1st today and you’re my least favourite person uwu

Stan: what do you mean?
Lee: just follow me.
(Lee leads Stan to the top of a skyscraper roof)
Stan: *gets yeeted by Lee* AHHH

uwu this is so wholesome

January 1 by Dat one weeb UwU October 26, 2019

January 1 

No homo day

Ay u cute today
That’s kinda gay
Nah it’s January 1st

January 1 by 420Ass69Eater November 1, 2019

January 1 

National nut in a bear day.
Get your favorite stuffed bear and nut away.

Chad- Dude it's January 1st you know what that means!
Connor-yeah i do ima nut in a bear

January 1 by Ghost Gaming October 17, 2019

January 1 

January 1 is national NUT in her face day. Just go up to her and spread ur new year nut all over her face!

January 1:Hey babe lemme nut in ur face real quick

January 1 by Big Daddy Sebas December 3, 2019

January 1 

Broke-person day! It's the day where you have no money left because of Christmas

"Guess what? It's broke girl/boi day a.k.a. January 1!

January 1 by that.dumb.gurl. November 2, 2019

january 1 

the day the best man on this earth qian kun was born

“holy shit it’s january 1st, the day qian kun was born”

january 1 by yutagay October 16, 2019

January 1 

YEET you're friend named Eden 25 times

Eden: hoi
Me: *YEETS 25 times*
Eden: WHAT WAS THAT FOR

Me: it's January 1

January 1 by Markgelabro November 9, 2019