The disorder whereby a girl may be calm and fun to talk to one day, and be an utter bitch the next day. Acts of kindness include offers of help and general pleasantness, while acts of bitchiness may include apparent constant ragging and hurling sharp objects.
The mood of which may be shown as a pattern of two bitchy days and one good day.
Named after the victim of the first recognized case: Jannika.
The mood of which may be shown as a pattern of two bitchy days and one good day.
Named after the victim of the first recognized case: Jannika.
"Did you talk to that new girl yet?"
"Nope, not yet. She's on day 2 of bitchiness"
"What do you mean?"
"She has Jannikism"
"Oh, gotcha"
"Nope, not yet. She's on day 2 of bitchiness"
"What do you mean?"
"She has Jannikism"
"Oh, gotcha"
by lysdexic loof November 11, 2008
by Elijah42069 September 21, 2021
He a bitch ass nigga who could easily steal yo bitch. He very trained and tall, sexy good looking nigga who yo girl will cheat on you with.
by Halleije November 03, 2019
A word that can be used as a verb, adjective or noun to describe rejection in such a high amount that it starts to feel like bad luck. Like seriously, how?
"Hey dude, I got dumped last night. That's like what, the fifth time in a row only this week!"
"Oh dude, you are jannik."
"Stop letting other people jannik you"
"You are such a Jannik, all your friends have canceled on you"
"Oh dude, you are jannik."
"Stop letting other people jannik you"
"You are such a Jannik, all your friends have canceled on you"
by Tazerfetzer August 12, 2017
by Anonymos 1337 November 28, 2023
Jannik is one of the greatest guys in the whole world. He has an amazing style and looks always good!
If you have a bad mood - go to Jannik and you'll be happy within a few second! He is so funny! And ass for the girls, if you ever get the chance to meet an Jannik, Take the chance! He has an extraordinary big 15-inch cock!
If you have a bad mood - go to Jannik and you'll be happy within a few second! He is so funny! And ass for the girls, if you ever get the chance to meet an Jannik, Take the chance! He has an extraordinary big 15-inch cock!
by Jannikhlr November 22, 2021
Oh my gosh, you're such a Jannik!
by Pornfighterlongjohn January 08, 2019