jam sandwich

what you eat when you're too drunk to make anything else.

recipe: just jam a bunch of white sliced bread into a ball & eat it. you may substitute bread for buns or rolls.

i was so tanked last night. i wanted to make mac & cheese, but settled for a jam sandwich.

by russ tollium March 16, 2009

jam sandwich

take 2 peices of bread and jam those bitches together to form a "jam sandwich". could possibly dip in bar-b-que sauce do get superior quality.

theres nothing to eat in this bitch. i guess i got to make me a jam sandwich.

by $nowman'$exy April 07, 2010

jam sandwich

something better than eternal happiness by all reason.

Nothing is better than eternal hapiness,
a jam sandwich is better than nothing,
thus a jam sandwich is better than eternal happiness.

by twirly eyes January 05, 2011

jam sandwich

going down on a woman when she is on the blob

my missus was on the blob last night, so I had a jam sandwich. Mmmmm....

by hotsexybiznatches January 26, 2004

penisbutter and jam sandwich

A peanut and butter sandwich with a penis inserted into it

i really wanted my PB and J for lunch but ben made it penisbutter and jam sandwich

by Brostapha February 23, 2011

jam sandwich

When a woman is on the rag and has a threesome with two men.

"Go on there, Simon! That jam sandwich you made me last night was dead good"

by S. Terrier November 07, 2007

Off my jam sandwich

When you're utterly munted

(Mate 1) I was off my jam sandwich last night

(Mate 2) Yeah you were silly fucking hell get away from me

by Jam sandwich November 26, 2018