jalopy

The act of having sex with a man over the age of 80 whose cock hardly works. The old geezer must bend over while his taint is suckled on. He then receives a blowie (his shaft is still flaccid) while his asshole is fingered and tickled. In the end the old man sharts on the hand of the pleasure giver when he pulls his finger out.

That old guy i fucked had such a jalopy

by bigdoner420 March 31, 2023

jalopies

Big ole fat ass saggy, worn out, feed bag titties

Dang yo, that bitch look like she done fed the whole projects wit dem jalopies

by ryder69 June 13, 2013

Jalopie

Meaning to slap a female in the face with one's penis.

Your grandmother was sleeping on the couch, so I walked over and jalopied her in the face.

by El Jalopier June 28, 2011

jalopy

Slang for a car, usually old cars, somewhat of the ford model T Design. Some cars that can be seen as "classic" today can be considered a jalopy, but mostly anything before "classic" like a old old classic.

There goes old man Jenkins in his jalopy.

by John Penix December 19, 2003

jalopy

slow, outdated computer. usually running at slow processing speeds and with inadequate memory.

My computer at home takes forever to download anything. It is such a jalopy.

by worddog June 2, 2003

jalopie

A nick name for a penis.

Damn, that nigga got a big jalopie!

by nigga March 4, 2003

jalopie

A Group of Crazy People.

Watch out the Jalopies are coming.

by Walty July 25, 2003