jalopy

The act of having sex with a man over the age of 80 whose cock hardly works. The old geezer must bend over while his taint is suckled on. He then receives a blowie (his shaft is still flaccid) while his asshole is fingered and tickled. In the end the old man sharts on the hand of the pleasure giver when he pulls his finger out.
That old guy i fucked had such a jalopy
by bigdoner420 March 31, 2023
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jalopies

Big ole fat ass saggy, worn out, feed bag titties
Dang yo, that bitch look like she done fed the whole projects wit dem jalopies
by ryder69 June 14, 2013
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Jalopie

Meaning to slap a female in the face with one's penis.
Your grandmother was sleeping on the couch, so I walked over and jalopied her in the face.
by El Jalopier June 26, 2011
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jalopy

Slang for a car, usually old cars, somewhat of the ford model T Design. Some cars that can be seen as "classic" today can be considered a jalopy, but mostly anything before "classic" like a old old classic.
There goes old man Jenkins in his jalopy.
by John Penix December 20, 2003
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jalopy

slow, outdated computer. usually running at slow processing speeds and with inadequate memory.
My computer at home takes forever to download anything. It is such a jalopy.
by worddog June 02, 2003
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jalopie

Damn, that nigga got a big jalopie!
by nigga March 05, 2003
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jalopie

by Walty July 25, 2003
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