Jalopy

A sexual partner, can be either male or female, used in fast food transactions who does not perform at acceptable standards.

Sarah: "Hey Ames. Ya gonna grab some fast food tonight?"
Amy: "Nah. The last Ronald Mcdonald turned out to be a total jalopy, girl. He left a bite mark on my neck!"
Sarah: "There will be no jalopies in this drive-thru!"

by Rah14 December 12, 2008

jalopy

slow, outdated computer. usually running at slow processing speeds and with inadequate memory.

My computer at home takes forever to download anything. It is such a jalopy.

by worddog June 2, 2003

jalopy

all swear words

or
retarded

you are bare jalopy

by crazed chic November 21, 2015

jalopy

an old style race car, usually raced on dirt oval race tracks."jalopy" is commonly mistaken for an old run down car.

we're getting the jalopy ready for its next race

by ol'skool29 June 5, 2007

Jalopy

A sloppy blow job

Rasputin" Hannah give me a jalopy for my birth day comrade"

by Otto January 29, 2017

jalopy pancake

both jalopy and pancake; developed when the raco brothers were "wrestling" and throwing pancakes; a sloppy looking individual, someone who is extremely unintelligent or extremely random; a douche mongrel

wow, that brandon raco is a true jalopy pancake, check out his bacon collar

by fishmongrel101 February 24, 2011

jalopy style

1)Sexual intercourse wherein one goes all out with no regards for who the partner is or what the act may be.

2.) Sexual promiscuity (particularly among males) which thereby suggests popularity for masculinity or sexual prowess. The idea of a man-whore, though in a more positive and successful light.

Coined by Matt Sims of the band Citizen King.

"I'll take it all over, jalopy style"

or

"Yeah, man. That dude gets around, if you know what I mean. He goes jalopy style around here."

by blarghlebonn January 1, 2012