Jalopy

A piece of shit car in a delipidated state

"Why the fuck did i buy a jalopy" "so wanna buy a jalopy its fun they said....."

by The_Sus_book_9000 May 23, 2022

jalopy

Slang for a car, usually old cars, somewhat of the ford model T Design. Some cars that can be seen as "classic" today can be considered a jalopy, but mostly anything before "classic" like a old old classic.

There goes old man Jenkins in his jalopy.

by John Penix December 19, 2003

Jalopy

A term for an old (over 60) woman's vagina.

"Would you like some jalopy joes? I made it extra sloppy for ya!"

"She was a cougar, her jalopy has been all over the place"

"That roast beef sandwich was as greasy as your grandma's jalopy"

by adr06e March 13, 2009

Jalopy

A sexual partner, can be either male or female, used in fast food transactions who does not perform at acceptable standards.

Sarah: "Hey Ames. Ya gonna grab some fast food tonight?"
Amy: "Nah. The last Ronald Mcdonald turned out to be a total jalopy, girl. He left a bite mark on my neck!"
Sarah: "There will be no jalopies in this drive-thru!"

by Rah14 December 12, 2008

jalopy

slow, outdated computer. usually running at slow processing speeds and with inadequate memory.

My computer at home takes forever to download anything. It is such a jalopy.

by worddog June 2, 2003

jalopie

A nick name for a penis.

Damn, that nigga got a big jalopie!

by nigga March 4, 2003

jalopie

A Group of Crazy People.

Watch out the Jalopies are coming.

by Walty July 25, 2003