Jakobe

The most intelligent and amusing homo sapien ever. Everything they say will make you smile. They have gorgeous eyes and have mastered the hair flip. They are also incredibly sexy as hell and extremely educated in memes. They enjoy sherbet ice cream.

I love being in the presence of Jakobe!

by backup_account April 13, 2019

Jakob

Jakob is shy at first but will open up to you if you get to know him. His hair is normally brownish blonde and messy. He is definitely a nerd and if you haven’t watched any of Star Wars, he will clear his schedule for the next month to watch the Star Wars movies with you. He is a real gentleman who will always hold the door for friends. He isn’t into relationships unless he finds a girl really meant for him. He will give you food if you ask. Tell him your darkest fears and he’ll pull an all-nighter making a horror game based off your fear.

Person A: Oh, Hi, Jakob!

Jakob: Hi! How are you?

by Monika’s Boyfriend August 09, 2019

Jakob

Latin for big huge gurthy penis

Your jakob is really tastey

by Mr.stealyagrll Ace January 28, 2018

Jakobe

the best at everything

man jakobe is good at everything

by jftuft February 05, 2020

Jakob

I could leave this definition at just 'perfect' and that'd be okay, but it just doesn't seem to be enough. Jakob is an amazing guy who could brighten your whole day just by him smiling at you. Any girl would be lucky to have him around. He's the biggest sweetheart you could meet and will always be there for you. Jakob has this wonderful way of making everything okay when nothing seems right. Jakob is so caring, handsome, kind, and thoughtful. It's hard to not love him. You'll never be bored around him because he always keeps people laughing and smiling. Every moment with him makes unforgettable memories. You'll hope for millions more, too. Jakob is the most flawless and stunning boy you could meet in and you'll never want to lose him. I sure don't He's my sweet perfection.

Jakob is perfect.

by a.p.s November 01, 2012

Jakob

someone who always brings pizza to his friends' houses no matter if it's storming outside

A: ugh I'm soo hungry.
Jakob: I got you. Be there in 5 minutes with pizza for you.

by mrwssmnd January 03, 2017

Jakob

He's the most amazing guy found! He's so sweet, kind and gives the best bloody hugs ever! Every one loves him and not just because he's hot shit. He's really trust-worthy and a best friend for life type of guy.

Girls: Oh my god, Jakob hugged me today and it was so lovely! He's like my best friends and I tell him everything. i love him!

by yoyolololo February 06, 2013