A bitch who is so sexy, he will make you turn homosexual the second you see him. He is the definition of a backdoor man, he will steal your wife and fart in your bed. You are his bitch.
Guy 1: Damn nigga, my wife just got smashed by Jachston.
Guy 2: Damn same my nigga, and my bed smell like farts.
Guy 1: Damn nigga.
Guy 2: Damn same my nigga, and my bed smell like farts.
Guy 1: Damn nigga.
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Omg jayston was so today he got aressted
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Ex: Omg did you hear that jayston got arrested for smoking weed?!?!
Omg jayston was so today he got aressted
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Ex: Omg did you hear that jayston got arrested for smoking weed?!?!
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jastony is one of the prettiest girls in friend group. She’s smart funny very straight forward and smart with her words. She cares a lot about her friends & knows how to have fun. When you make her uncomfortable with any thing you say she will automatically leave with no words said. You’ll know when she’s mad. Jastonys are very bold and very unique. They tend you find every “flaw” that can be said onto themselve. When they are the baddest of them all. She got beautiful colored hair, nice eyes & a very pretty nose, yet of course she doesn’t think that. She is cool and fun to be around.
She’s also very faithfull, and could never be two faced. You could really trust a jastony, never let them go. Don’t get on a jastonys bad side because she doesn’t usually give out 2nd or more chances when someone has done her wrong in the past.
If you’re a jastony and you are reading this i just wanted to say your name is so pretty and i have a bestfriend named jastony i call her jas and i wanted to make this for you and her.
She’s also very faithfull, and could never be two faced. You could really trust a jastony, never let them go. Don’t get on a jastonys bad side because she doesn’t usually give out 2nd or more chances when someone has done her wrong in the past.
If you’re a jastony and you are reading this i just wanted to say your name is so pretty and i have a bestfriend named jastony i call her jas and i wanted to make this for you and her.
Nina: Bro who is that girl i wanna be her friend she’s so pretty and seems cool!
Irma: yea! that’s jastony she is hella cool let’s try talking to her
Irma: yea! that’s jastony she is hella cool let’s try talking to her
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