Jagnagoff

A man peeing in a urinal, who attempts to hold a conversation with the man peeing in the urinal next to him. He always makes an attempt at eye contact, and although the conversation attempted is often genuine and interesting, this makes the other man uncomfortable.

A man is pissing... another man walks in and starts pissing in the adjacent urinal. Other man turns towards first man and says "I was in this great workshop today over the lunch hour. If there is any project management workshop I would recommend, it's this one." Staring harder at the first man, he doesn't let up and continues... "seriously dude, I've been to lots of workshops and they blow goats for breakfast..." "Shut the fuck up you jagnagoff!" interrupts the first man. "I don't like you looking at me and chatting while we are both holding our penises."

by diggitydan May 26, 2010

Jagagliizeidlefal

To like eating falafels in the sun

He’s a Jagagliizeidlefal

by Dastariest March 9, 2020

jagbagging

(verb) exposing one’s hairy toes ton social media

Yo did you see Jagger jagbagging on tiktok the other day?

by jaggabagga March 5, 2022

Jagbag

A word that is insultive and hurtful, but too unclear for anyone to actually define it. An all purpose insult.

"Dude, quit being such a jagbag"

by Mark Rhomberg November 14, 2006

Jagwag

Just another guy with a gun, typically a smart ass and cocky when the doors been opened for him. Jagwags are generally Italian and more often than not their lives revolve around video games.

Person 1) Ah man, fuck that guido!

Person 2) Man, man it's worse... that's not a guido..

Person 1) Ah... sh*t... Jagwag...

by Imealime April 28, 2009

Jagbag

A jagbag could be a friend dependent upon what context it's used in. It could also be used as an insult.
Word was derived from the combination of jagons featured in South Park. The episode was with earth as a reality TV show. The other portion of this word comes from a beer called Jaguar Ice with a black jaguar with florescent green eyes.

What's up ya jagbag, how ya been?
That jagbag slashed my tires.
What the fuck is that jagbag doin' with my woman? I'm gonna slash his fuckin' tires, that cock sucker.

by Firework master February 8, 2009

Jagbag

Someone who is not paying attention while someone in authority, such as a coach, is talking.

Go sit on the bus, you Jagbag; I hope it's good and hot in there!

by Wecky October 17, 2010