Doctor Jelly Finger

Prostate Doctor. The act of having a person putting in a examination glove and applying lube to the fingers then sticking them up a man's anus.

Yeah I went to get my yearly checkup. Everything went well until I saw Doctor Jelly Finger!!

by Gar Grim February 3, 2018

Janelly

A girl that makes people jealous easily not even trying to. She is a PERFECT girl with a smile to die for 😍super intelligent,a strait up model.She is beautiful physically and mentally.WITH A PERSONALITY that will make you love Her.PROMISE😉

WOW IS THAT A JANELLY😍

by Simba goes Hard June 28, 2019

Jelly Side Down

Masturbation technique for men.

Begin by gently tucking the penis and testicles between the thighs and squeezing the thighs together to hold it in place, creating a mangina (manjina) in the front and a fruit basket behind (see also the Buffalo Bill Tuck). Then, while laying face-down (hence "Jelly Side Down"), use two to three fingers to push the penis backwards and then let it release forward. Repeat motion as desired. When achieving climax, squeeze thighs together to create a cum-tight seal while pointing the penis behind you so that ejaculate will not travel between your legs onto the sheets/rug/desk/sofa/park bench.

See also: Transgender Soldier, Lotion Basket, Jelly Side Up, Fingerwank, and Steve Irwank.

Wife: I'm on my period, baby. We can't fuck tonight. Why don't you just take care of it yourself while I watch TV?
Husband: I just feel awkward about doing it in front of you because I only jack off jelly side down.

by Sheltered and Homeschooled July 31, 2017

Janelly

A beautiful ,sexy, respectful girl and will do anything for people she loves underneath all her sweetness is a savage though don't be a fake person to her because she is really nice,she will give you karma when you least expect it.She may seem petite with clothes on but boi you don't know the suprise hiding underneath,not only does she have talent when it comes to dressing,sports,artistic skills,and dancing,but OMG she's unbelievable in bed she have you grasping on to your sheets so get ready for that ride of pleasure that will have you addicted for more .Even though she is amazing in all these things she is not like any other girl hoeing out in the streets she'll respect herself for being a lady in the streets and for that special someone a freak in the sheets.She loves God and will not let nothing stop her from it.I promise you janellys are blessings like angels sent to earth in disguise so don't ever leave a janelly she will be apart of your heart forever.💖💘🎯

Wow did you see janelly she completely has love for herself
And was not letting no one take advantage of her.
Oh ya that's my girl my queen she is a blessing.

by Ellyanis June 19, 2019

Superfast Jellyfish

A super colorful song about a breakfast food that only takes 3 microwave minutes. It's by Gorillaz, and Features De La Soul and Gruff Rhys. By the time this song is over your Superfast Jellyfish should be delicious and pipping hot.

Dude 1: Man, I have to wait 3 whole minutes for my shit to be ready!
Dude 2: Let's just listen to Superfast Jellyfish
Dude 1: HELL YEAH!

by VoltFlare June 14, 2010

Jelly Hammer

When you dick is only semi erect, but you bang the shit out of a chick with it anyway.

I was shitfaced, but I banged the shit out of her with my jelly hammer.

by M Fartz October 19, 2010

Napalm Jelly-Dick

When a man dips his penis into unlit napalm and proceeds to stick it into a woman's vagina or rectum, or a man's rectum, pulls out his penis, and then lights the given orifice on fire, effectively incinerating the receiving party from the inside out.

Next time I see my ex I swear to God I'll get the boys and we'll napalm jelly-dick that bitch!

by P2CO22 December 8, 2019