JACOBY

JACOBY--ONE HOT MTV HOST FOR THE KICK-ASS SHOW SCARRED!

A PERSON OR THING THAT EVERYONE WANTS TO BE LIKE. SOMEONE OR SOMETHING THAT MAKES PEOPLE LAUGH. SOMETHING THAT EVERYONE MUST HAVE AT LEAST ONE OF. A DRUG THAT MAKES YOU FEELS GOOD.
A REALLY HOT GUY THAT ALL THE GIRLS GOT TO GET WITH.

I WAS FEELING LIKE SHIT, THEN I TOOK A JACOBY AND HAVE FELT GREAT ALL DAY!

DID YOU SEE THAT JACOBY, I HAVE GOT TO GET ME ONE OF THOSE!

I WAS HAVING A SHITTY DAY UNTIL I HUNG OUT WITH JACOBY.

by YAPMO1 March 01, 2009

Jacobi

A secondary term for "moron."

Damn, that kid is a jacobi.

by Brotherbrotherbrotherbrother January 14, 2012

Jacoby

Total Douchebag that no one likes. Will go out with a girl and be a total asshat to her bestfriend. Breaks promises. Says they will try harder and try less.

Jacoby: I promise to tell her best friend before I break up with her.

*breaks up*

Bestfriend: What. The . Hell.

by IRantForFun October 22, 2011

Jacobies

Having an over active underarm sweat gland.

I've got such serious jacobies that my dermatologist gave me prescription strength antiperspirant.

by TheGuinnessTooth December 12, 2006

Jacoby

Gay little boy with a porn hub addiction who fucks his dogs. thinks his tough but he it a weird little fuck.

My man jacoby is gay

by Shhdhsjsjaoakajshndnslalsk March 03, 2022

Jacoby

A man or young boy who thinks he has a large "thing" but when it comes down to it, he just has a small, acne infested package. He mine as well just swim in grease, it will do his thriving acne some good.

Ew, who would ever want to go out with that hideous Jacoby?

by jackieejackson5 July 11, 2008

Jacoby

A Jacoby is a overweight piece of shit who has a penis that’s so small it practically can be counted as a vagina.Jacoby is a word typically used to describe someone with a small and chose like penis.Jacoby’s typically have a affection towards guys typically white.If you encounter a Jacoby make sure you stay far away they like grinding in men and sucking cock like a pencil sharpener.

Hey look at that fat Jacoby over there.

by Chargerport June 14, 2018