The Jackson 5

General time period measure in years, usually seen as beginning around one's 8th birthday and ending around one's 13th, when young boys would have been the most attractive to Michael Jackson.

I wanted to hang out more with Bobo the Chimp at Michael's house, but MJ told me that now that I was 14, I was no longer in the Jackson 5.

by dangerbot3000 April 1, 2020

Jackson 5

The process of consuming 5 of something, usually drug related e,g MDMA, Dexies, Adderall

"Wow Brodie just did the jackson 5. He is going to be cheesing for hours, I hope he doesn't have a heart attack!"

by woopiboyz May 21, 2024

Jackson 5 Money

Forcing your children into acting to profit and live vicariously through them.

Damn girl we need to have some beautiful babies so we can get that Jackson 5 Money

by Really not my real name November 5, 2014