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Jacking It to Jesus

The higher your hair is, the closer you are to the Lord.
If the Pagent Princess wants to win the crown, she has to make sure her stylist is Jacking It to Jesus during hair and make-up.
Jacking It to Jesus by MrsMissa January 1, 2012

you jacking it 

slang for, you feeling it?/you like it?
i got you a watch, you jacking it?”
you jacking it by jookilus.6 April 17, 2023

jacking it better than a car 

When you see someone that gives you/someone else a massive erection.
Evan: "Oh shit, it's Maria"
(Massive erection)

Bob: Dam, she's jacking it better than a car.

Jacking it 

To show ones abs off in a deliberate way whilst trying to make it look accidental
God look at Jack. He'said Jacking it in front of Rose
Jacking it by Forshizzlemenizzle January 20, 2017

Jacking it 

When someone on your team isn't doing there job .
Man this group project is hard i wish justin would stop jacking it.
Jacking it by Upliftcone October 31, 2017

Jockin-it 

Also known as the rally jock... Must have two or more men wearing only shirts and jock straps all while sitting on the same couch together. Must be watching a game 7, winner take all sporting event, and no participant can put shorts or pants back on during the game.

Also.. All men must have eaten spicy food 7 hours before the event and last one to shit his jock wins the side pot.
My brother and I were straight Jockin-it during the hockey game last week.
Jockin-it by The Pocket Dog May 1, 2025