jacktard

basically one of the greatest words ever. Also used as an extreme yet hilarious insult.

c-dav: humps the wall
drew: dude stfu you jacktard

by drew s January 1, 2005

jacktard

A cross between a jackass and a retard.

Berback is such a jacktard.

by t1200 December 28, 2005

Jacktard

1. A rough uncomfortable and unpleasant handjob.
2. A jackass and a retard.

That girl had no idea what she was doing. She gave me a total jacktard at the drive-in.

by 34kevianity August 25, 2010

fucking jacktard

The most extreme variety of fucktard. There's always one nearby who won't shut up.

STFU you fucking jacktard before I donkey punch you.

by Hannibal March 29, 2003

Jacktard

A word that is a combination of jack-ass and retard. Used to insult someone who is completely stupid and beinga dick at the same time:

#1: Dude he just shitted I the sink and then blamed me!
#2: wow he is a real Jacktard

by Ader Titsof March 15, 2015

Jacktard

A person who's level of jackass-ness is at such a level that they are socially retarded.

My coworker is such a jacktard when he butts in to every freaking conversation on our floor.

by youyour mama July 25, 2018

Jacktard

When your friend is being both a retard and a jack ass.

Bob told Bill to stop acting like a Jacktard at the pool.

by NotSoQuietWyatt July 18, 2020