Head of field operations for CTU on fox's 24, Now special assistant to the secretary of state Heller. Two words- BAD ASS
by robrob24 January 28, 2005
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"During one episode, by the end of the show there had to be fourteen 'Damn its.' I could just see all those college kids going, "Oh Fuck!" and "What a great jack bauer power hour..."
-Kiefer Sutherland, Rolling Stone >> April 20, 2006
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by maria luisa May 11, 2006
Get the jack bauer power hour mug.1) noun. Leader of the Counter-Terrorist Unit's Field Operations. Guaranteed to have at least one atrocious day a year.
2) verb. the act of performing an act of heroic immensity.
2) verb. the act of performing an act of heroic immensity.
1) I'm Jack Bauer. I'll kill you from 200 yards away with a sniper rifle, eat lunch and enjoy myself while doing so.
2) "Don't make me Jack Bauer your ass."
2) "Don't make me Jack Bauer your ass."
by skeezpimp March 1, 2005
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1. A day dedicated to watching a full season of 24, as if you're actually watching the show in real time. Some may start watching at the same time that the episode starts; this however is optional.
2. A very intense day, usually filled with unusually dramatic and perilous moments, somewhat similar to a day in the life of Jack Bauer.
1. A day dedicated to watching a full season of 24, as if you're actually watching the show in real time. Some may start watching at the same time that the episode starts; this however is optional.
2. A very intense day, usually filled with unusually dramatic and perilous moments, somewhat similar to a day in the life of Jack Bauer.
David: Man, are you comin' into work today?
Tony: Nah bro, I just picked up Season 5, I'm havin myself a Jack Bauer Day.
Chloe: Jeez Ed, what happened to you today?
Ed: You would not believe it, i got in a car accident, was fired from my job and then pushed out of a bus! What a Jack Bauer Day!
Tony: Nah bro, I just picked up Season 5, I'm havin myself a Jack Bauer Day.
Chloe: Jeez Ed, what happened to you today?
Ed: You would not believe it, i got in a car accident, was fired from my job and then pushed out of a bus! What a Jack Bauer Day!
by thediddler April 4, 2009
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"yo what happened on 24 last night"
"nothin much...jack bauer just drove a van through a building and single handedly killed all the terrorists, no big deal"
"nothin much...jack bauer just drove a van through a building and single handedly killed all the terrorists, no big deal"
by 24 owns TV May 13, 2005
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Get the Jack Bauer mug.1) n. the most god-like, terrifying superhuman entity known to man.
2) v. to complete a task no matter how impossible that task may seem.
2) v. to complete a task no matter how impossible that task may seem.
1) When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
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Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness
2) Mission Impossible is just another way of saying Mission Without Jack Bauer.
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Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness
2) Mission Impossible is just another way of saying Mission Without Jack Bauer.
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