Jabonie

Noun - Fuckwit or any other derogatory version of Fuckwit.

You are such a Jabonie!!!!

by Duke Able January 20, 2015

jablonoscope

1. Invented from the family name first found in the invasion of the Nazi, and was spread to the USSR of Communism. (“Jablonowska”, - ligma’s second victim.)
2. A popular word for gamers in a battle royale game, such as Fortnite, PUBG and also Minecraft (Cuz there’s fall damage). Also a popular term used by Youtubers and Streamers when gets killed by a default skin. ( F**king Jablonoscope me you little s**t).

There is a player in front us, I’m gonna launch pad and 360 Jablonoscope him.
*Dies from fall damage*

by JabJabFromFlexTape September 13, 2018

Jabao

Word used in the Hispanic Caribbean (Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic, Cuba) to denote a person who is of mixed Black and White ancestry but who has white skin and African features either in curly or kinky hair, a wide nose, or full lips. In the US they'd likely be high-yellow, but in the Caribbean they have their own grouping. It is a descriptor. The feminine equivalent is jabaa.

"¿Quién es el chaco jabao de Santurce?"
"Ese es Víctor Soriano"
Translation:

"Who's the jabao guy from Santurce?"
"That's Victor Soriano"

by applesaucechi April 26, 2022

jaboba

jaboba

Dave: Hey man, how’s it goin??
Me:
Dave: Buddy?
Dave: You good?
Me: jaboba

by PresidentJobama August 10, 2019

G-Lit Jabronie

The opposite of LEGIT. A total fucking bum who used to be cool. Someone who you run from in public.

A low-level grifter whose main objective is to snipe cigarettes off the sidewalk.

"That guy was LEGIT in high school, now he's just a G-LIT Jabronie!"

by k-Nice March 24, 2017

Jabón

Jabón is a Spanish word and not to be mistaken with jamón (ham) or queso (cheese), translates to soap. However, it is often used very fluidly such as the word "fuck" and its many conjugations. A common expression is to say that you are eating jabón.

Julia: I love to eat jabón! It's my favorite food!

Vivek: I do as well! I enjoy consuming smoothies made out of jabón

by TeamKevinC. June 22, 2016

Jabouri

Jabouri is a very attractive boy. Many girls want to be with him but when it comes to a relationship, Jabouri simply cannot. He can't because in a relationship you have to be loyal and for him that's a lot. Jabouri knows how to treat girls well by only saying nice things to them ( the ones he likes) ( but not forever/sometimes till you are his). Jabouri is not a person of relationship, he is only good for sex and nothing else. So don't expect much from him. But if you need to de-stress, look for a Jabouri.

JABOURIS ARE NOT LOYAL AT ALL!!!

by 123kas May 31, 2020