Subjects of man-on-the-street interviews sometimes give Heywood Jablome as their name to reporters. If the reporter's a novice and if the newspaper's copy editor doesn't catch it, the name ends up in print, embarrassing the newspaper and the poor scribe who was gullible enough to scribble down the bogus moniker.
Reporter: Can I quote you on that? What's your name?
Man on the Street: Heywood Jablome.
Reporter: Thank you, Mr. Jablome.
Man on the Street: Heywood Jablome.
Reporter: Thank you, Mr. Jablome.
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Friend: Who?
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"My friend Heywood is at your store. Can you page him? His last name is Jablome."
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The Jabbo's natural predator is the the Cougar (Puma concolor)
A Jabboo is a small fat boy usually about 4, 9". He is usually in the early stages of puberty and naive to the ways of the world. His features can also include aesymetrical facial structure and squint eyes that appear to not focus on anything.
The Jabboo is a boy who will lie about his connections to Zac Efron, and who is keen social networker, and a slow runner.
The Jabbo's natural predator is the the Cougar (Puma concolor)
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