mom jabbar

Ability of a mother to discern the truth in any situation, especially those you'd rather she didn't.

Did your mom find out about X? Yeah, she used the mom jabbar on me.

by arcanamundi July 5, 2007

dirty jabbar

named in honor of the great Kareem Abdul Jabbar, this is one of the trickiest cumshots known to man. similar to the dirty ray allen, the male must perform an anal massacre on the female until which point he is about to cum. at this point, he must lay her flat on her back and procede to shoot his hot load in a sidewayz manner from a standing profiled position. in essence a "sky hook shot" is resembled, and when performed correctly the baby gravy should find itself glued to the femalez face. most effective when performed after a long period of abstinence. bonus points are rewarded for any dirty jabbar performed with a shot over top of one's shoulder...

"this bitch was hurtin for a squirtin, so i took it to her hole and finished her off wit a beatiful Dirty Jabbar..."

by KevinCA$H August 4, 2006

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

One of the fucking greatest basketball players ever. He played on the Lakers until 1989, then he left the game at the age of 42 years old. No NBA player had ever scored more points, blocked more shots, won more MVP awards, played in more All-Star Games, or logged more seasons. He's 7,2" and weights 267.

He Also Starred in one of the most famous movies of all times, Bruce Lee's, |Enter the Dragon.|!

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar was in Enter the Dragon.

by Monkey- Butt March 22, 2004

Kareem Alpoop-Jabbar

Waffle stop alternative, catch the poop before it hits the shower floor, in one smooth motion sky-hook the poop over the door of the shower into the toilet/sink, just like Kareem Abdul-jabbar in game 6 of the 1974 NBA Finals against the Boston Celtics

Needed to take a shit so bad but I was in the shower so, I hit the Kareem Alpoop-Jabbar

by STINK BROWNIE January 12, 2024

fat jabbar

A man who says he is on a diet to loose weight but ends up fatter.

He did a fat jabbar

by whatsupman123 April 27, 2021

SMACKHEEM ABDUL-JABBAR

When you're so high that you start getting closer to the sky.

Dylan: Why you park in the drive-thru bro?
Jerome: Man, I was Smackheem Abdul-Jabbar !

by équerre May 14, 2022

Jabbar

When someone Motarboats your Nuttsack

Guy 1: Oi mate just got me balls Jabbered
Guy 2: Isn't that the thing where she motarboats your Boys?
Guy 1: Yeah mate, nothin' like a quick Jabbar to het you goin'!

by FaggotSlayer69 June 16, 2021