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homicidal psycho jungle cat

Calvin's Mom: Sleepwalking!
Calvin's Dad: Nightmare!
Calvin: Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
by Cats December 7, 2003
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African Jungle Cat Rapist

A large black man who tends to dress as a feline animal to arouse other women or men, lead them into the alley, and rape them repeatedly. Afterward they proceed to eat the victim with chopsticks.
Dude, I was behind the building smoking some weed, and I saw an African Jungle Cat Rapist walking by and I just took off running!
by LTmcbisket June 23, 2010
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Wild Chilaen Jungle Cat

- A rare sub-species of Jungle Cat distantly related to those found in parts of Asia & Indonesia.
- Usually found in South America, however occasionally can be found in the cooler climates of the Pacific Northwest, particularly Vancouver, BC.
- These wild cats pounce on unsuspecting victims, often as they fall asleep in bed, or prepare dinner.
The Wild Chilaen Jungle Cat said rawr as it pounced upon its unsuspecting victim
by jcit July 19, 2010
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Big fat sexy jungle cat day

February 28th all big fat sexy jungle cats (Lewis Capaldi fans) celebrate Lewis the king :)
‘Are you excited for big fat sexy jungle cat day?’
‘Yeah!’
by Lewissssscapaldiiiii November 1, 2020
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Jungle Caterpillar

In this sex act, When you a sinus infection you sneeze into a big hairy pussy like a hankie til' it looks as green as a tropical forest. Then, get another girl to eat her out and suck on and gag release on your cock til' all the snot is on your dick.
Me and my bi gf got her girl to give me a jungle caterpillar.
by EatItAndLikeIt May 3, 2018
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Jungle Catching

to keep someone from falling by placing a finger in their asshole in the shape of a hook and pulling.

To apply the Forbidden Jungle to an aerial opponent
She was riding me in the stand and carry position and began to slide down. I wasn't going to pull out so jungle catching her was my only option.
by Websters Dictionary for Adults November 7, 2019
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Jungleatron

1. The long grass gernerally located within the inner most region of retired female council workers gardens, not to be mistaken with the fractionally longer grass found at the outer most regions. The Jungleatron can be distinguished by the length and shade of the tip. The tip of the grass is between 1.278cm and 1.872cm long and approximately green. Each specimen emits 2.27 cubic centimeters of CO2 per 20 second period. This is widely belived to have caused upto 2.5 holes in the o-zone and raised the Earth temperature by upto 3.275 centigrade.

2. A giant robot resembling a jungle, which is capable of sustained movement and thought using only internal power suplied via a lead acid battery (this battery has to be charged periodically but is capable of sustaining the robot without external power)

3. A small retarded child with a hair cut which makes it look like a manufacturer of Blackcurrent Cordial, more specifically the east Kent devision of Schweppes
Steve: Hello, I couldn't help but notice you've unleashed a giant robot on my garden, it vauguely resembles the lower Nigerian jungle region in the Jurassic era.

Hitler: Yes, I refer to it as a Jungleatron
by mortensent May 27, 2006
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