jebuz

Homer Simpsons's pronounciation of our lord

Save me jebuz!

by Conor McCauley April 21, 2004

Jeezuz

1) another way to use the exclamation Jesus spelt differently but pronunced the same.

2) NOT the son of God, this word is useful to use because it doesn't offend Christians because it has a different spelling and a different meaning to our Lord Jesus Christ.

3) what i say when i'm really pissed off or surprised at something

1) JEEZUZ! Look at that!

2) Child: "Jeezuz was the son of God."
Teacher: "No he wasn't, Jesus was the son of God"

3) JEEZUZ FUCKING CRIST IM PISSED OFF

*deliberate use of 'crist' so as not to offend anyone at all...arent i nice*

by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 25, 2004

Jeebus Nazi

A Christian Fundamentalist who blindly follows the whims of evangilists(who also qualify as Jeebus Nazis) into hateful bouts of discrimination, prejusice, and overall moronic behavior.

Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson are Jeebus Nazis, as are many of their followers.

by Jeff Chislett May 26, 2004

Jembuzz

The best streamer ever. Very entertaining. He plays Val and fortnite. He interacts with all his fans and plays with them sometime. He has a good sense of humour. Even though he has low views, he always trys to do things to make them happy. Y'all should go watch him :)

Omg Jembuzz Is live guys go watch him!

Jembuzz is the best streamer ever on twitch!

by YourWelcomeGuys___ April 22, 2022

jeebus

A name used on progressive blogs to deride intolerant religious rightwingers ("fundies") who use the Christian faith as a flag and front for every one of their nastiest motivations, statements and actions, hiding hate behind professed faith. Basically "jeebus" is a code word for lefties permitting them to mock self-annointed religious frothing biters / ultraconservatives of the social or financial right who advocate selfishness and cruelty (via nutty religious errors) without actually deriding Jesus or Christianity itself which they don't have a problem with. Put alternatively, a person who follows the New Testament loves Jesus; a person who can't wait to take away sick benefits from a dying lesbian because God Hates Fags loves Jeebus. Get the diff?

"Don't you understand? Tax cuts for the rich are good and welfare for sick mothers is immoral! What kind of atheistic radical are you to think otherwise?"
"Jeebus told you to say that, didn't he?"

by seeker6079 April 10, 2006

jeebuzz

its like another way of saying oh my gosh or jeeeez , crazy or WTF

him: Did you hear about the shooting yesterday?
me: No, did anyone die?
him: Yes a 5 year old girl did.
me: Jeebuzz!

by sheSURELYelite <3 January 24, 2011

jeebus

I love people wo think that homer invented jeebus, you're all so cute. i congratulate the people who say frank zappa, buy I have to tell y'all it was used by Duke Ellington (1930's jazz writer/singer) in a throwback to his catholic school days. He used it instead of jesus so that the nuns couldn't beat him, or whatever it is that angry nuns do. he used it instead of jesus for the rest of his life, which is where zappa probably found it.

Jebus loves you all!

by Obscure facts man! May 13, 2005