by Howesluvsbrownie January 26, 2018
Doing a Jacko is that one friend who is always the last in a group at a bar/club in a round but has to leave before buying a round of drinks in return. He could be with a group of 4 to 5 people and everyone has bought a drink, but when it's his/her turn they either sneak out or make up some excuse for having to leave.
"Whose round is it lads"
"It's Dave's round, he said he was going to the toilet but I think he's pulled a jacko"
"It's Dave's round, he said he was going to the toilet but I think he's pulled a jacko"
by Judgemental Prick May 29, 2015
Jacko the spaco
by Hello its me mo April 08, 2019
by Jackowacko1874 October 28, 2019
Person 1:I just did the jacko pose!
Person 2: ok good for you
Person 1: I just had to break 3 fucking bones!
Person 2: ok good for you
Person 1: I just had to break 3 fucking bones!
by Professional standards September 12, 2021
defamative nickname for michael jackson used by people who
- don't know him
- love tabloids
- never read court documents coz they’re too precise and long
- boost their self-esteem by offensive words and think they're creative
- don't know him
- love tabloids
- never read court documents coz they’re too precise and long
- boost their self-esteem by offensive words and think they're creative
by i'm from February 19, 2008
A complete dullard of a civil servant whose boring, grandadesque demeanour was the perfect mask for his other life of demented serial killer. By day a sober individual struggling to understand farmland maps, always an uphill struggle destined to end in sheer bafflement and a well-disguised simmering of resentment; by night a machete-wielding maniac intent on spilling blood by the hogshead.
by unnatural england August 15, 2009