j-hook

When a man's boner bends to one direction, resembling a 'J'

Johnny's j-hook bends far to the right.

by Ross D October 24, 2007

J Hook

A turd that drops into a toilet and falls into the shape of a J.

Wow that was some J Hook Gill!

by T R A August 24, 2007

j hook

A penis that curves or makes a sharp turn part way through the penis

Dude I was watching a porno last night and the guy had a massive j hook!

by forumlogins May 20, 2008

Franklin J Hoofin

Best dog ever and he will always stick by ur side. Loyal, crazy, mind of his own, and smart. Sometimes...

That dog is SO Franklin J Hoofin!

by #MaddieIsHere October 27, 2016

j-hook

A "J" Hook is when you incert you finger, most commonly the middle finger, into a womans vaginia and curve it upwards to form a J. You then preced to tickle the womans G-Spot until the female sits up, grabs you be the ears, and screams "FUCK ME, NOW".

Daniel gave Melissa the J-Hook last night. See cummed all over the new bed sheets and could not walk because her legs were so weak.

by 1hank1 March 17, 2007

J Hook

To curl your finger in a J shape and use it to lift someone's breast in an upward motion. Usually only done to fat kids or girls with big boobs.

My Girl friend annoyed me so much today, I had no choice but to J Hook her so hard her boob hit her in the face.

by take1 May 19, 2008

j-hook

A lame attempt at executing a donut. The driver ( from a standstill ) will lose traction, cut the wheel, and whip the car around 270 degrees, then continue to drive forward. Whereas a donut consists of almost a perfect 360 degrees of both rear tire marks. A donut requires some driving skill which most retards attempting it lack.

Them: Yo, did you see that sweet ass donut I just did?

You: Take your weak ass j-hooks to back to La Fiebre.

by o2flow July 10, 2007