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Isengard

Where they're taking the hobbits!
by RiLEESMANG June 2, 2009
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Take the Hobbits to Isengard

Euphemism, used when one would like to announce that they must take a poop.
"Where's the bathroom dude, I need to take the hobbits to Isengard"
by GadgetL May 20, 2008
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isenberg

A particularly large or inconvenient erection that is quite obvious to those in the area
While I was doing the backstroke at the pool, I got the worst isenberg thinking about the lifeguard. It was like a little periscope!
by boathousesuprise May 27, 2009
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taking the hobbits to Isengard

A trivial phrase used to describe somebody who takes longer than expected to complete a task or objective. Taken from dialogue of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and coined by Owl City frontman Adam Young.
"Plane finally took off after a two hour delay. The pilot was totally taking the hobbits to Isengard."

OR

*in check-out line at the grocery*
CUSTOMER IN FRONT: "Hold on, let me get out my check book. Where did it go?"
YOU: "Why does this lady have to take the hobbits to Isengard?"
by TruthInTrivialLife March 11, 2011
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insensed

To be so angered or enraged at bad spelling found the internet that you become incensed and must burn incense to regain a zen-like state of calm
It's not that I don't see the irony of the situation, but if I see one more live broadcast of random neural firings on twitter in which "incensed" is spelled "insensed" I'm going to have to burn this entire box nag champa to calm down.
by the_stickler November 11, 2011
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Ibsen'd

To give money to someone (usually someone you trust, like a friend), and be betrayed, lied to, until a sad realization of reality occurs to you that you will not receive your money back.
Ex. 1
Person 1: "Did you ever get anything back?"
Person 2: "No, I was Ibsen'd!"

Ex. 2

Person 1 to Person 2: "That son of bitch spent all my money on his girlfriend didn't he!?"

Person 3: " You were Ibsen'd, huh?"
by Nazi Ewok September 27, 2011
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taking the hobbits to isengard

Taking a poop, going to the bathroom when it is a #2
Hold up! James is taking the hobbits to isengard... too much taco bell.
by treydawg July 3, 2007
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