Call my life

To have an explosion of cum.

My wife made me take the kids to the zoo so I decided to call my life.

by Lifecalling101 March 23, 2022

Call my Uncle

Taking a Shit.

Can I call my uncle at your house later?

by callmyuncle October 23, 2009

call my mom

v. get someone in trouble.

Someone takes your stuff.
You respond with,
"Dude, I'm going to call my mom!"

by Jules P. December 28, 2007

Calling my Paddy

To give a one round notice or to signal that you’ll play one more game. Originating from Patrick Stewart’s promise to give James Corden “One More” before he died on stage back in 2010.

Alright lads, this has been fun but I’m calling my Paddy

by Primaries101 November 18, 2022

Call my mom

An excuse for temporarily leaving a room full of friends, usually to go masturbate.

Hey dude, where did you go just now?

Oh, uh, I just went to the bathroom to call my mom. It's been like 2 or 3 days since I've had the chance to call my mom!

by asdf91 February 20, 2010

call my broker

To use the restroom for the purpose of taking a piss.

Dude #1: OK, you ready to go?
Dude #2: Hold on -- I gotta go call my broker before we leave...

by Aneurysm Boy July 25, 2007

Call my jac

Slang use of call my phone

Boy:AYOO CALL MY JACC !
Girl: IGHT

by Zexonlamez August 1, 2011