A dreadful place that you would hate to live in. Unless you live in the Descendants 3 world, not Descendants (Descendants 1) world because that isle was brittle
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Island off the south coast of England. The Big Diamond.
6 miles south of the two overner cities of southampton and portsmouth where Scummers come from (from dock strikes many many years ago). It held the second biggest pop festival in the known galaxy ever (600,000+) when countless 1000's of hippies lay on the pavements of every town and village out of their tiny's on strong pyschodelics.The island is run by a load of trumped up inbreds who wife swap in the woods on full moons. The law enforcement consists of dimwits transferred from other areas of the country where they're either too stupid to fit in or have caused some great calmity so that they can no longer stay. They also wife swap in the woods on full moons.
Many beautiful beaches,many beautiful people, many old twats retired from london. Two blinding festivals and alot of very talented artists and musicians. The biggest of the two feativals is The Isle of Wight Festival reveived 5 years ago, now hosts now around 75,000 each year. Acts have included paul Wellar, David Bowie, REM, Coldplay and 2007 The Rolling Stones will headline. The local fuzz mount a sniffer dog on the gate to discourage drug pushers. However the drug pushers just wait till they go for their 3 hour lunch break then wheel in their booty. Meanwhile the fuzz come back and strip search pensioners who may have brushed passed somebody smoking a joint 3 weeks ago or some poor git with prescribed medication for a dodgy ticker, all this the sniffer dog picks up(He too was transferred from another county for leg roggering). This caused outrage and many complaints where lodged of the treatment of innocent festival goers. This did nothing to help the local fuzz's reputation of having the foresight and intelligence of an argentinian dung beatle.
Apart from that the place is great, give it a try.
Island off the south coast of England. The Big Diamond.
6 miles south of the two overner cities of southampton and portsmouth where Scummers come from (from dock strikes many many years ago). It held the second biggest pop festival in the known galaxy ever (600,000+) when countless 1000's of hippies lay on the pavements of every town and village out of their tiny's on strong pyschodelics.The island is run by a load of trumped up inbreds who wife swap in the woods on full moons. The law enforcement consists of dimwits transferred from other areas of the country where they're either too stupid to fit in or have caused some great calmity so that they can no longer stay. They also wife swap in the woods on full moons.
Many beautiful beaches,many beautiful people, many old twats retired from london. Two blinding festivals and alot of very talented artists and musicians. The biggest of the two feativals is The Isle of Wight Festival reveived 5 years ago, now hosts now around 75,000 each year. Acts have included paul Wellar, David Bowie, REM, Coldplay and 2007 The Rolling Stones will headline. The local fuzz mount a sniffer dog on the gate to discourage drug pushers. However the drug pushers just wait till they go for their 3 hour lunch break then wheel in their booty. Meanwhile the fuzz come back and strip search pensioners who may have brushed passed somebody smoking a joint 3 weeks ago or some poor git with prescribed medication for a dodgy ticker, all this the sniffer dog picks up(He too was transferred from another county for leg roggering). This caused outrage and many complaints where lodged of the treatment of innocent festival goers. This did nothing to help the local fuzz's reputation of having the foresight and intelligence of an argentinian dung beatle.
Apart from that the place is great, give it a try.
by Splitpin April 19, 2007
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A place where tramps reside. Commonly known by outsiders as 'Isle of Shitty' or 'Tramps Island'. Would not recommend a visit there.
Person 1: Fancy coming down to the Isle of Sheppey tonight?
Person 2: I don't fancy being surrounded by shit and illegal immigrants, thanks.
Person 2: I don't fancy being surrounded by shit and illegal immigrants, thanks.
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Get the Isle 4 mug.Also known as the "Garden Isle" for its landscape scenery. At first deceptive however, for the Island has a high risk number of chavs and emos.
Musically, the Isle of Wight produced bands such as The Bees and Mista Mushroom.
Also famous worldwide for its yachting competitions, community and general snobbery but it should be pointed out the they are a minority and annoy most other Islanders.
Musically, the Isle of Wight produced bands such as The Bees and Mista Mushroom.
Also famous worldwide for its yachting competitions, community and general snobbery but it should be pointed out the they are a minority and annoy most other Islanders.
by Riteous Mango July 19, 2005
Get the Isle of Wight mug.First identified in the fourth installment of the Twilight Saga "Breaking Dawn". It is a beautiful fictional tropical island off the coast of Brazil. It is were Edward and Bella Cullen spent there honey moon resulting in Bella's pregnancy.
by Ashely Buttfart February 25, 2010
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With a bit of nice scenery.. But watch out for coach parties!
The TT each year is the only time when you can have some fun!
With a bit of nice scenery.. But watch out for coach parties!
The TT each year is the only time when you can have some fun!
1: Hey, I'm going to the Isle of Man on holiday!
2: Really?! Pack some vodka! There is f**k all else to do.
2: Really?! Pack some vodka! There is f**k all else to do.
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