Isaac Newton 

Our modern understanding of light and colour begins with Isaac Newton (1642-1726) He was the first to invent the rainbow, therefore being one the gayest individuals in history.

“That guy inside that other guy packing fudge over there looks like a giant Isaac Newton”

Isaac Newton by Jafleur December 30, 2022

Isaac Newton Wank 

The act of wanking upside down for the objective of giving yourself a facial. The jizz acts like the Apple falling from the tree, gravity takes it course and hits the participant in the cranial area.

I had an Isaac Newton wank last night, glazed myself like a doughnut

Isaac Newton Wank by McLoopster August 20, 2018

Sir Isaac Newton

The deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space, as defined by an unnamed Gunnery Chief on the Citadel in Mass Effect 2.

Every five seconds the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means, Sir Isaac Newton was the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space.

Sir Isaac Newton by Gigano February 28, 2011

Sir Isaac Newton

Sir Isaac Newton is one of the greatest scientists of all times and lived in the 17th century. Isaac Newton explained the workings of the universe through mathematics. He formulated laws of motion. These laws are math formulas that explain how objects move when a force acts on them.

He also invented Gravity and Calculus.

He is also still alive till this day.

Person: You know who Sir Isaac Newton is?

Person 2: Isn't he the dude who invented Gravity and Calculus to spite us all?

Sir Isaac Newton by SirlsaacNewton May 7, 2023

Mizz Isaac Newton's Apple Bottom

The drag queen name of your physics professor

"Did you see Mizz Isaac Newton's Apple Bottom's performance in class today"

"Yeah I couldn't understand any of it but the makeup was on point"

Mizz Isaac Newton's Apple Bottom by allergictodirt October 3, 2024

issac newton 

Really smart guy!!! Everybody loves him and wants to be his friend. He is really nice and caring. Oh he is also pretty gay.

Man that issac Newton is a cool gay guy.

issac newton by Hammerdropper January 26, 2017