ex1 -“Hey do you wanna come to Asian Invasion land?”
ex2 - “Where is that? “
ex1 -“Irvine.”
ex2“Ohhhh thats the place that you hear a kid being beaten for not getting good grades, on every block”
- “Hey while were at it wanna steal a tesla theres like 3826382 of them.”
ex2 - “Where is that? “
ex1 -“Irvine.”
ex2“Ohhhh thats the place that you hear a kid being beaten for not getting good grades, on every block”
- “Hey while were at it wanna steal a tesla theres like 3826382 of them.”
by doyoufeelitmrkrabs November 06, 2017
An affluent city located in Southern California and apart of affluent Southern Orange County. Irvine is a beautiful city with clean streets, beautiful scenery, well mannered people and a safe city, one of the safest in the US. Irvine is nicknamed "the bubble" because of its secure, safe neighborhoods, and leaving Irvine in Irvine language is considered "leaving the bubble" because other cities don't have the the safest streets and areas like King Irvine. Irvine is "too safe" in alot of people's opinions and is known to be a cop infested city where you have to watch yourself from getting got by the cops. Irvine is not for everyone, But overall Irvine is a beautiful affluent city in Southern California.
( Irvine kid )
I can't leave the the bubble, I'll get shot !!
( Santa Ana kid ; across the border ) Yea you will ! , ( cocks gun )
I can't leave the the bubble, I'll get shot !!
( Santa Ana kid ; across the border ) Yea you will ! , ( cocks gun )
by exploding air plane 6969 August 23, 2017
Known for being like a "bubble" with a rich neighborhood and little to no crime, it's one of the safest cities in the US.
It has a few different neighborhoods, such as Woodbridge and Oak Creek.
Oak Creek is smaller and has Pine Trees everywhere. I think it's called that way because it's nearby the San Diego creek, which isn't really as much of a creek and more of a way to avoid flash floods (all the rain channels into there). Most of the time there's hardly any water there bc it never rains and we almost always have perfect weather.
Woodbridge is nearby the North and South lake and is where I live currently. It's nice because it's nearby the Woodbridge center which has a nice view of the lake and good boba. All of the high schoolers from Woodbridge High and middle schoolers from Lakeside Middle go there after school and drink boba.
Then there's the apartments nearby Spectrum center... aka Irvine-Company-Land. Irvine company is basically mass-producing these gross beige apartments all with a somewhat Spanish building style everywhere, at in incredibly fast rate. Spectrum center is nice though with a ferris wheel, movie theater, and a lot of nice clothing stores and restaurants. It's one of the few places where people still played pokemon go because of the large number of pokestops and gyms and also has a good boba place which replaced Casey's Cupcakes.
Also the whole city is like super close by to LA, the beach, disneyland, and a lot of other popular places in California.
It has a few different neighborhoods, such as Woodbridge and Oak Creek.
Oak Creek is smaller and has Pine Trees everywhere. I think it's called that way because it's nearby the San Diego creek, which isn't really as much of a creek and more of a way to avoid flash floods (all the rain channels into there). Most of the time there's hardly any water there bc it never rains and we almost always have perfect weather.
Woodbridge is nearby the North and South lake and is where I live currently. It's nice because it's nearby the Woodbridge center which has a nice view of the lake and good boba. All of the high schoolers from Woodbridge High and middle schoolers from Lakeside Middle go there after school and drink boba.
Then there's the apartments nearby Spectrum center... aka Irvine-Company-Land. Irvine company is basically mass-producing these gross beige apartments all with a somewhat Spanish building style everywhere, at in incredibly fast rate. Spectrum center is nice though with a ferris wheel, movie theater, and a lot of nice clothing stores and restaurants. It's one of the few places where people still played pokemon go because of the large number of pokestops and gyms and also has a good boba place which replaced Casey's Cupcakes.
Also the whole city is like super close by to LA, the beach, disneyland, and a lot of other popular places in California.
"You live in Irvine? Don't you know that the whole city is run by Irvine Company and if you have an even somewhat interesting colored house or a gazebo in your backyard without a permit you can get in trouble???"
"Yep sure" *drinks boba*
"Yep sure" *drinks boba*
by Ena_ April 28, 2021
An affluent city located in Southern California and apart of affluent Southern Orange County. Irvine is a beautiful city with clean streets, beautiful scenery, well mannered people and a safe city, one of the safest in the US. Irvine is nicknamed "the bubble" because of its secure, safe neighborhoods, and leaving Irvine in Irvine language is considered "leaving the bubble" because other cities don't have the the safest streets and areas like King Irvine. Irvine is "too safe" in alot of people's opinions and is known to be a cop infested city where you have to watch yourself from getting got by the cops. Irvine is not for everyone, But overall Irvine is a beautiful affluent city in Southern California.
( Irvine kid )
I can't leave the the bubble, I'll get shot !!
( Santa Ana kid ; across the border ) Yea you will ! , ( cocks gun )
I can't leave the the bubble, I'll get shot !!
( Santa Ana kid ; across the border ) Yea you will ! , ( cocks gun )
by exploding air plane 6969 August 23, 2017
Land of endless traffic signals. middle age hags with too too much makeup who give you the finger as they cut out in front of you in traffic in their piece of shit cars. pushy stinky asians that ask if they can cut in front of you in the checkout line at the store or get you to pump their gas for them because they dont know how to work the pumps. high prices in the stores. bad bad restaurants. too many cops, more garbage trucks and hauling trucks tan you have ever seen, hogging the road and locking up traffic, home of the most dangerous freeway in the country, 405. way more mexicans and blacks than any resident will ever admit to. huge packs of loser bike riders wearing ridiculous day glow clown suits trying to take up the entire right lanes of traffic. has a manpurse crisis that is rapidly approaching critical levels, and is being ignored by the residents at their own peril. on the fast track to becomming known as baja santa ana.
man i had to go to irvine today and got stuck in traffic behind a bunch of stinky garbage trucks on the 405. there was an accident on the freeway when an asian in a mercedes ran into some hag in a bmw. when I got off the freeway I almost ran over a bunch of clown people on bikes coming out of the jamba juice parking lot into the right lane. man irvine sucks.
by irvinesucks June 25, 2010
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bizarro world! the concept of Big Brother turned into reality. someone's keeping an eye on you. if your grass is a cm too long, you receive a warning, then perhaps get evicted. No property in Irvine you own is truly yours. snoozefest. A great population of Starbucks lovin yuppies. home of Emo kids and "Punk" kids who'd freak out if they had to live in neighboring Santa Ana. No culture, no character. don't dare paint your house Pink, Beige is the official color of Irvine, no approval needed. the whole city is Beige, physically and spiritually. zzzz!!!
by desclassified May 07, 2006