iron chef

While having sexual intercourse with a woman, the man grips her hair in handlebars fashion. When the penetrating partner feels close to orgasm, he rips the pigtails off of his lover, ejaculates on the back of her head, and proceeds to beat the poor girl to death, using the pigtails as blunt objects and pounding them on her skull.

Girl: "Oh, have you seen that show, Iron Chef?"
Guy: "I actually do some Iron Chef stuff myself."
Girl: "You cook!?"
Guy: "Sure. Let's go back to my place and I'll show you."

by Intoxicated Turtle Fetus February 6, 2008

Iron Chef

The coolest show ever made. ALLEZ CUISINE!

Dude, Iron Chef is coming on!
Fuck, channel 68, hurry!

by Name March 21, 2003

Iron Chef

An amazing show that has most of the time disgusting theme ingredients such as froie gras. It also has a felid reporter whose name i beleive is fugysan but i guess thats up to the watcher everyone has a different interpretation on how his name is pronounced. The FUNNIEST VOICE OVER SHOW EVER

Fugysan we just saw iron chef sakai put a mix of ingredients in the pan

yes it was froie gras, a mix of soy sause and mustard and pork

by 14 inch cock May 13, 2005

Ironic chef

A person who cooks food that is not meant to be eaten.

I am using the term "ironic chef" in a sentence which does nothing to elucidate its meaning.

by ... January 21, 2005

Iron Chef America

A cheap rip-off of the Japanese Television show that favors the Iron Chefs and does not give contenders a fair opportunity, as shown in the Sakai Flay battle.

Wow!!! Iron Chef America really sucks compared to Iron Chef.

by Chen Kenichi May 13, 2005

Iron Chef Of Pounding Vag

A man who has honed the art of making women cum.

Seth: I would be psyched if some girl complemented me on my dick giving abilities.
Evan: Well go ask Will. He's the Iron Chef Of Pounding Vag I'm sure he could give you a couple hints on how to plow a slam piece.

by Willup B February 21, 2011

Iron Chef George

Aka Spider Giraffe aka sexiest man in the universe.

Known for his expertise in the kitchen and impeccable technique.

A man of taste. He doesn’t need a recipe. He just cooks.

Baby remind me again what your name is?

Iron Chef George babe.

by The universe_actually August 18, 2025